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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

7/5/2007 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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Zenophobe Alien    

Go away Gummy and take your disgusting greasy brother with you

2611 days ago
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PJ    

He and the Paris lookalike should go bowling!

2611 days ago
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Pregnant at 44    

Perez and Gummy look alike.

2611 days ago
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PerezSux    

Good for Gummi. Perez sucks. And if that lying, thieving celebrity wannabe didnt have a corporate tie to Time Warner/TMZ, you wouldnt be giving him the free publicity.

2611 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Gummy is so rediculous and acts like a Buffoon when he is drunk and ranting about racism. Throw this boob in the drunk tank.

2611 days ago
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DANI    

Who's the fatso again?

2611 days ago
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U Know Who    

Dear Little Homo's, calling someone a "Desperate Homosexual" does not constitute "Hate" as much as you wish it did.

Take your agenda and put it where you like it.

Max Sawdust

2611 days ago
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Dee    

He looks like he's going to have a heart attack when he talks. hahaha!

2611 days ago
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redheadisnotdead    

What, why do we care about this guy?

2611 days ago
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quack quack    

Gummi....Perez....both a waste of space...
Heck...I think I can actually label myself a "waste of space" for putting in my 2 cents.

2611 days ago
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Les    

Hey hey, they're the perfect non-celebrity lookalike of eachother - like two pigs in a blanket!

2611 days ago
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DANI    

# 3

I'm not sure if you're watching that new show (something like................... The NEXT BEST THING) but isn't the PARIS likealike on that show? Is this how she became famouse.. her name is Something (Natile, I think) Read???

Anyone have a answer to this, just incase #3 doesn't see it???

2611 days ago
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DANI    

# 17 and 18..

It has to be one of two things...

A). It's TMZ''s LOVER..LMAO
b). A Friend of someone at TMZ, that they are trying to make famouse, you know the type, he wants he's 15 mins of fame......

But funny thing, we'll all smarter then that.

: )

2611 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

TMZ is creating these pseudo celebs like Paris Hilton etc They are not or never were real important anybodies

2611 days ago
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Cynic    

Wow, I've never heard him speak before...he sounds dumber than a box of rocks! Does this inarticulate boob have any kind of formal education?

2611 days ago
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