Celebrity Feuds
Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, perez hilton, PerezHilton

Relevant Posts

Reader Comments

(Page 2 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

16. # 17 and 18..

It has to be one of two things...

A). It's TMZ''s LOVER..LMAO
b). A Friend of someone at TMZ, that they are trying to make famouse, you know the type, he wants he's 15 mins of fame......

But funny thing, we'll all smarter then that.

: )

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by DANI

17. TMZ is creating these pseudo celebs like Paris Hilton etc They are not or never were real important anybodies

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

18. Wow, I've never heard him speak before...he sounds dumber than a box of rocks! Does this inarticulate boob have any kind of formal education?

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Flygirl

19. TMZ.................

I mean really who is this guy... Oh and by the way, there's a huge Party in Malibu this weekend, (whisper, right on the beach)...............

do you think you can get your photogs to photo up on me........ (I will be with someone BIG)..

Thanks in advance...
Signed, a STAR in the TMZ making..

lol

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by DANI

20. TMZ.................

I mean really who is this guy... Oh and by the way, there's a huge Party in Malibu this weekend, (whisper, right on the beach)...............

do you think you can get your photogs to photo up on me........ (I will be with someone BIG)..

Thanks in advance...
Signed, a STAR in the TMZ making..

lol

Posted at 4:46PM on Jul 5th 2007 by DANI

21. .........................Homo...............................

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Old Dog

22. I can't stand Perez either. He's like the male Rosie....but less attractive.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by TBH

23. Is there any food left in L.A.?

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by He's Just Gross

24. I thought this was a celebrity gossip site?Who are these fat unattractive people and why are they on here?I don't recognize them from movies or tv.

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 5th 2007 by what?

25. I think that the two of them have an agreement to keep each other in the "spotlight". After all isn't bad publicity better than none?

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 5th 2007 by mustang toad

26. Well, he's right about Perez. And I wonder if Gummi has had his thyroid checked out lately. He's looking a little hypothyroid I'd say.

Posted at 5:04PM on Jul 5th 2007 by zeldacanuck

27. Who is the fatso?

Posted at 1:27PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Nora

28. just think....some hooker has to lay underneath that fat bastard......

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by batfastard

29. Great, another waste-of-tons-of-flesh home "blogger" who thinks he's a celebrity. It's enough to put me back in the closet just so I don't get lumped in with useless trash like these. As long as that's what people see on TV and think of as gay, the chances for gay rights in this country are zero.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Gendarme

30. I agree with #4. Perez sucks and deserves to be confronted by anyone he writes about, even this gummy guy.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Guy

Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments