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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

7/5/2007 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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16.

DANI    

TMZ.................

I mean really who is this guy... Oh and by the way, there's a huge Party in Malibu this weekend, (whisper, right on the beach)...............

do you think you can get your photogs to photo up on me........ (I will be with someone BIG)..

Thanks in advance...
Signed, a STAR in the TMZ making..

lol

2633 days ago
17.

DANI    

TMZ.................

I mean really who is this guy... Oh and by the way, there's a huge Party in Malibu this weekend, (whisper, right on the beach)...............

do you think you can get your photogs to photo up on me........ (I will be with someone BIG)..

Thanks in advance...
Signed, a STAR in the TMZ making..

lol

2633 days ago
18.

Your'e Fired!    

.........................Homo...............................

2633 days ago
19.

TBH    

I can't stand Perez either. He's like the male Rosie....but less attractive.

2633 days ago
20.

Nance is a Dumb Ass    

Is there any food left in L.A.?

2633 days ago
21.

Laura Priest    

I thought this was a celebrity gossip site?Who are these fat unattractive people and why are they on here?I don't recognize them from movies or tv.

2633 days ago
22.

Just my thought    

I think that the two of them have an agreement to keep each other in the "spotlight". After all isn't bad publicity better than none?

2633 days ago
23.

Reality    

Well, he's right about Perez. And I wonder if Gummi has had his thyroid checked out lately. He's looking a little hypothyroid I'd say.

2633 days ago
24.

Cat Stevns    

Who is the fatso?

2633 days ago
25.

Michael Richards    

just think....some hooker has to lay underneath that fat bastard......

2633 days ago
26.

Gendarme    

Great, another waste-of-tons-of-flesh home "blogger" who thinks he's a celebrity. It's enough to put me back in the closet just so I don't get lumped in with useless trash like these. As long as that's what people see on TV and think of as gay, the chances for gay rights in this country are zero.

2633 days ago
27.

Guy    

I agree with #4. Perez sucks and deserves to be confronted by anyone he writes about, even this gummy guy.

2633 days ago
28.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

I love Gummi Bear!

2633 days ago
29.

Pregnant at 44    

I like Perez better Lila #3. I don't mind Gummy.

2633 days ago
30.

Deane    

For any woman to do Gummi, they would have to put a bag over it's head to screw it as you sure couldn't do it otherwise. MAN HE'S UUUUGGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYYYY

2633 days ago
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