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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:30PM by TMZ Staff

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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31. I love Gummi Bear!

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

32. I like Perez better Lila #3. I don't mind Gummy.

Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

33. For any woman to do Gummi, they would have to put a bag over it's head to screw it as you sure couldn't do it otherwise. MAN HE'S UUUUGGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYYYY

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by zzzzz

34.
#20 Flygirl

As to education -- let's say he wouldn't be considered for "Do you think you're smarter than a 5th grader"

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by zzzzz

35. who is this GUMMI guy and WHY is it that we want to know about him ?

Posted at 5:37PM on Jul 5th 2007 by bijoux

36. Who cares?

Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 5th 2007 by stopthemaddness

37.
#20 batfastard

And what happened to the hooker after being under the fat bastard -- SPLAT!!
Me thinks she would look like Roadkill

Posted at 5:39PM on Jul 5th 2007 by zzzzz

38. Gummi turns me on. I love big cuddly bears.

Posted at 5:40PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

39. TEAM PEREZ..
MUCH LOVE TO ALL PEREZ LOVERS .
ALL HATER CAN EFF OFF.

Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by londonrules

40. This guys a billionaire heir right? GET A DAMN TRAINER

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lucky

41. I do have a bear collection, and I do like gummy bears.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

42. that davis clan has some gene pool. i think the mother was inseminated with the swine semen...

Posted at 6:06PM on Jul 5th 2007 by holy crap !!!

43. Shut your trap fatso, Perez is way better than you could ever hope to be!

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by JOD

44. It would be a pretty safe bet that Gummy is gay

Posted at 6:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

45. YEAH PEREZ!! This fat loser isn't worthy enough to shine your shoes!!

Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 5th 2007 by PEREZ ROCKS!!

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