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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, perez hilton, PerezHilton

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46. Perez is funny.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Argh!!!

47. Personally I like Gummi. As a strict heterosexual, I find him rather intelligent, articulate and engaging. Besides, how many people can pull off that chinese look? The answer? Not many. Keep up the good work Sir Gummington, if nothing else, I (heterosexually) love ya.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Crackington

48. Blech...more fabricated controversy. Gumballs and Pereznuts are in on this together to keep their names in the news. Shameful how low some queens will swoop. :(

Posted at 6:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Grumpy Cub

49. If you did not write about these disgusting, useless morons, perhaps they would just go away. At least, lets call them by their real names, their father was named Zarif, a Turkish importer, and they choose to call themselves by their grandfather's name of Davis to hide their heritage and nationality. Amusing, when Brandon made his racist anti-Arab rant to Paula Abdul....and he is just a fat Turkish jerk, trying to pretend he is American! Stop writing about them, its sickening and ruins the fun of your website!

Posted at 6:54PM on Jul 5th 2007 by weenerdog

50. Another millionaire heir and he still can't afford style or taste

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Connie

51. What gets me about Perez is that he'a always doggin celebs who dodge the cameras or paps... yet... notice his "attitude" lately when HE gets snapped? What a stuck-up little wiener he is now. And, like Gummi... he's also technically a nobody.

Posted at 7:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by T in the OC

52. I used to love Perez's website until he changed it so that we can't comment on his little news snippets...was it because the celebretards cried because it hurt their overinflated egos to see what people REALLY think about them? At any rate.. it took away all of the fun of PerezHilton.com.....boo to Perez and Gummi.. you're both retards...

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Iheartretards

53. this guy is an idiot and i think perez rocks. BUT, he didn't say 'desperate homosexual'. he just said 'perez hilton is desparate and...' blah blah blah. you guys need to put your hearing aids in.

Posted at 10:26PM on Jul 21st 2007 by kay

54. i dont even know who Gummi is.. but i think that perez is so much better then Gummi is by the looks of him. Gummi is fat and really gross.

Posted at 8:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Miss. Harris *

55. whoever wrote this piece is my hero! please continue w/ the gummy bear story!

Posted at 8:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by kl

56. I am glad TMZ is keeping us all abreast of third rate celebri-wannabees and pseudo-socialites. Is TMZ on the Rogers and Cowan payroll? Give us some real news, TMZ.
Harvey Levin was better on People's Court. This sight sucks.

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Kevin

57. Oh Gummi! You shouldn't have taken the TMZ bait! Call your sponsor next time and let the little queen go! He's just upset because TMZ's site is so much better than his. Congrats on the sobriety!

Posted at 8:24PM on Jul 5th 2007 by luv the gummie bear

58. PEREZ AND GUMMI ARE BOTH FAT NOBODY LOSERS

Posted at 8:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Kelly

59. I think Perez and Gummi are the same guy. You never see them in a picture with each other.

Posted at 8:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Anonymous

60. I think I am beginning to be a Gummi fan. Go the bear.... Perez's hate towards Joss Stone and love for a wannabe like Paris Hilton has got to make you think Gummi is right. What is the diff between the bear and Paris? Both blonde, both heirs, both get heaps of publicity for being rich....why does Perez discriminate? Gummi CAN lose weight, Paris CAN'T become smart.

I'm team Joss and Gummi. I'd love to help you lose weight Gummi...

Posted at 9:25PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Jamie Fawcett faces charges in court today

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