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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

7/5/2007 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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46.

Millie    

If you did not write about these disgusting, useless morons, perhaps they would just go away. At least, lets call them by their real names, their father was named Zarif, a Turkish importer, and they choose to call themselves by their grandfather's name of Davis to hide their heritage and nationality. Amusing, when Brandon made his racist anti-Arab rant to Paula Abdul....and he is just a fat Turkish jerk, trying to pretend he is American! Stop writing about them, its sickening and ruins the fun of your website!

2630 days ago
47.

Connie    

Another millionaire heir and he still can't afford style or taste

2630 days ago
48.

HARDY-HAR-HAR    

What gets me about Perez is that he'a always doggin celebs who dodge the cameras or paps... yet... notice his "attitude" lately when HE gets snapped? What a stuck-up little wiener he is now. And, like Gummi... he's also technically a nobody.

2630 days ago
49.

Hollywoodequalsretards    

I used to love Perez's website until he changed it so that we can't comment on his little news snippets...was it because the celebretards cried because it hurt their overinflated egos to see what people REALLY think about them? At any rate.. it took away all of the fun of PerezHilton.com.....boo to Perez and Gummi.. you're both retards...

2630 days ago
50.

kay    

this guy is an idiot and i think perez rocks. BUT, he didn't say 'desperate homosexual'. he just said 'perez hilton is desparate and...' blah blah blah. you guys need to put your hearing aids in.

2630 days ago
51.

Miss. Harris *    

i dont even know who Gummi is.. but i think that perez is so much better then Gummi is by the looks of him. Gummi is fat and really gross.

2630 days ago
52.

kl    

whoever wrote this piece is my hero! please continue w/ the gummy bear story!

2630 days ago
53.

kevin    

I am glad TMZ is keeping us all abreast of third rate celebri-wannabees and pseudo-socialites. Is TMZ on the Rogers and Cowan payroll? Give us some real news, TMZ.
Harvey Levin was better on People's Court. This sight sucks.

2630 days ago
54.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

Oh Gummi! You shouldn't have taken the TMZ bait! Call your sponsor next time and let the little queen go! He's just upset because TMZ's site is so much better than his. Congrats on the sobriety!

2630 days ago
55.

Zoe    

PEREZ AND GUMMI ARE BOTH FAT NOBODY LOSERS

2630 days ago
56.

Lillianne    

I think Perez and Gummi are the same guy. You never see them in a picture with each other.

2630 days ago
57.

The Marian Movement    

I think I am beginning to be a Gummi fan. Go the bear.... Perez's hate towards Joss Stone and love for a wannabe like Paris Hilton has got to make you think Gummi is right. What is the diff between the bear and Paris? Both blonde, both heirs, both get heaps of publicity for being rich....why does Perez discriminate? Gummi CAN lose weight, Paris CAN'T become smart.

I'm team Joss and Gummi. I'd love to help you lose weight Gummi...

2630 days ago
58.

Seriously    

With all his money why doesn't he subscribe to Nutri System and lose some weight??
Ewwwwwwww. He's gross.

2630 days ago
59.

Chad Fox - San Francisco    

GumGum looks more like YumYum !!

2630 days ago
60.

Allred Tree    

Gummi has a nice voice and can he play the p - i - a - n - o- o - o!

2630 days ago
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