Just when you thought Heidi's face couldn't get any weirder, artist David Gilmore has created an illustrated mock ad for the former Hollywood madam's coin-operated laundromat "with benefits," Dirty Laundry. Girlfriend could use some softener!
Sadly, it's Heidi's real mug that looks like it's been through the wash a few too many times!
16. Damn she's on UGLY person! YIKES!! Is that SCAB on her botton lip?? No telling WHAT it can be! Could be Herpes???
Posted at 5:08PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Scared 'o That!!
17. This is one ugly whore who was rode hard and put away wet. That face!!!
Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie
18. She made more and is still making more money than any of you retards though.
Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Paul
19. That was a good line Debbie. I will give you a 10 for that one.
Posted at 5:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila
20. Heidi Fleiss would look good is she didn't look so worn-out and on Cocaine.
Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 5th 2007 by BOEING 787-8
21. Her face is lopsided from smoking the crack pipe too much! That is what happens to crackheads!
Posted at 6:02PM on Jul 5th 2007 by My Two Cents
22. Paris, Britney and Lohan take a close look at Heidi Fleiss. If you all do not stop using drugs, this is what you will look like sooner than later. Your skin will be pale, wrinkled and worn. She is to be a well known madam who was on drugs. Let this be a wake up call ladies.
Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Caribbean Goddess
23. She's coming off a two week meth-binge......her lips are all ate up from nawing on them all night and they are pale bc she is severely dehydrated which most meth addicts are....
Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by brijett
24. Heidi Fleiss is a 'convicted felon', + under the N.R.S., which restricts operators within only a few counties in the state of Nevada where prostitution is legal (NOT so in Clark County that includes Las Vegas) , Fleiss will NEVER be able to obtain a license in order to operate a legal bordello or "stud farm" for women in a million years unless she does so using a "straw" partner, which would violate the conditions of her probation. She will, MOST LIKELY, do well with her laundromat in the middle of nowhere! Fleiss is a felon + she will NEVER be eligible for participatory ownership in a "legitimate" bordello in the state of Nevada for the rest of her life.
Posted at 9:11PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Leonard
25. NO MAKEUP. GIVE HER A BREAK.. SHE IS ONE ON GOD'S CREATURES.
Posted at 6:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by cj
26. HO! HO! HO!
Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 6th 2007 by ThreePokeyPugs
27. The cartoon might get a "date".....who wants a SKANK?
Posted at 9:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Nurse1211
28. she is as ugly as Robert Blakes' wife!! yak!!! UGLY like hellllll!!! Vomit looks better!!
Posted at 9:23PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Neil
29. Last time I saw a pair of lips like that, they had a hook in it !
I would'nt wash my shorts in the same washer she put her mung stained panties in, would you?
The Sasquatch Speaks
Posted at 9:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Sasquatch
30. god.did someone hit her in the face with a shovel.make that a rake.no a barn door.ah christ all three.
Posted at 11:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by rock hard
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