Paris Hilton Can't Drive -- No Keys!

Perhaps she should take a hint from her guardian angel!

The svelte heiress got into her car on Tuesday, wearing a lovely cream colored ensemble, pearl bracelet and massively hideous gold purse -- which had apparently swallowed her keys. Sometimes, the fates help you.

With a sparkly flower in her hair, the car-challenged heirhead finally found her key ring. Consider yourselves warned.

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16. CALL ME IGNORANT, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME...YOU GO TO JAIL FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE, AND IT GETS RE-INSTATED BEFORE SHE GOES TO JAIL?...SEEMS TO ME IT WOULDN'T BE RE-INSTATED BECAUSE SHE GOT INTO TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Larry

17. What normal guy would want to date this twit. Losers always end up with losers.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Jiggy

18. I don't get it either Larry........But after she got busted for driving on it suspended, they immediately paid the fines and got it reinstated, I'm sure her lawyer had it done quickly, hoping that it would help her next court date, which it didn't.

Posted at 2:05PM on Jul 5th 2007 by brijett

19. GIVE HER A BREAK, SHE CAN DRIVE IF SHE WANTS, EVEN IF SHE SAID SHE WASNT GOING TO AND WAS GOING TO HIRE A DRIVER. SHES A BIG GIRL, SHES KNOW WHAT SHE CAN DO AND WHAT SHE CANT. SHE DOESNT WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL. EVERYONE BE NICE

Posted at 2:26PM on Jul 5th 2007 by littlebear

20. I would do Paris and break up with my boyfriend. Paris is hot to the core baby. She has it going on for sure.

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

21. Doin your boyfriend Lila!

Posted at 2:22PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Paris

22. This time they censored me for suggesting Nancy Grace should have done the Paris interview instead of oleLarry cause he was weak!

Posted at 2:26PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

23. I am so glad that I dont live in Cali, and I hope and pray that Paris never comes to Alabama. She needs to be forced to hire a driver like she said she was going to do. Nicole Ritchie stated on Jimmy Kimel Live that she and Paris dont want to hire drivers because it would take away their freedom to drive themselves wherever they wanted to go. I think that if you have been arrested for driving drunk, you should have to hire a driver for at least one year after getting out of jail/prison. It would make the world a little safer, and we wouldnt have to deal with folks driving drunk (at least for a year).

Posted at 2:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Meliikah

24. Too bad Debbie. Awwwww. :*( Paris rocks.

Posted at 2:27PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

25. I thought she told Larry King she wasn't driving anymore.

Posted at 2:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by tired of the whole thing

26. I so bite

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila

27. This has GOT TO BE the most important news bulletin to come across the TMZ wires since Larry King last farted. Has the media been alerted?

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

28. Baby I got it going on. :) Another admirer?

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

29. Paris has a nice ass. I love and admire her.

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Helen

30. Paris is perfect.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

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