Paris Hilton Can't Drive -- No Keys!

Perhaps she should take a hint from her guardian angel!

The svelte heiress got into her car on Tuesday, wearing a lovely cream colored ensemble, pearl bracelet and massively hideous gold purse -- which had apparently swallowed her keys. Sometimes, the fates help you.

With a sparkly flower in her hair, the car-challenged heirhead finally found her key ring. Consider yourselves warned.

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31. I wrote to Paris everyday when she was in jail. She rocks!! TEAM PARIS

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Sadie

32. Paris is perfect! She the most famous woman in the world now.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

33. Hey hook nose harvey dont you have anything else to write about? your such a loser and every good post for that whore paris comes from you since your her main PR rep now.

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 6th 2007 by TMZ Sucks

34. Paris does have a nice butt. She should be a pinup with her sassy smile.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Bob

35. Paris has the key to my heart...and maybe I have the key to hers....
I love this woman!
:o)

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Mike/Kona

36. 2 cents worth: Good day!!! paris herpes is so stupid she cannot find her keys. I find that consistent with her other beanheaded adventures. Where is susan?? She might be helping paris find her keys or just basking in paris herpes glory.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Big Bear

37. She is a cutie pie. What a babe too. Okay, that's enough.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Bob

38. Who is the hottest cover girl in the world? Paris Hilton!! SOO damn sexy and fine!

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Paris the boys love you!

39. Here we go again, they are all afraid to travel outside of their 10 mile boundary! Even if they leave for a week it kills um and they have to run back. I dont feel sorry for them at all, they choose to be in front of those cameras. It would be easy not to be. Frankly I'm sick of those few TMZ has stuck to the front page daily.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Christy

40. I agree Lila I LOVE her. The haters are jealous

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Helen

41. The woman is a successful business woman. She has her own line of cologne out. She is given the Hilton name great publicity and keeping it mainstream.

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

42. Lila, you sound as if you have a Sapphic yearning for Paris. Time to get out the old vibrator.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

43. Nothing wrong with liking Paris. She is hot.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

44. Herold are you from PA?

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Sadie

45. Guardian angels do have a way of protecting people . Who knows, this could very much been the case for Paris. One never knows.

Posted at 3:36PM on Jul 5th 2007 by anonymous

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