Perhaps she should take a hint from her guardian angel!
The svelte heiress got into her car on Tuesday, wearing a lovely cream colored ensemble, pearl bracelet and massively hideous gold purse -- which had apparently swallowed her keys. Sometimes, the fates help you.
With a sparkly flower in her hair, the car-challenged heirhead finally found her key ring. Consider yourselves warned.
46. Don't diss Lila. Paris is hot. And she can suck a bowling ball thru a coffee straw.
I know. It was awesome. Sores won't go away now though.
Posted at 3:29PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Spanky
47. Lila...shes does not have her own cologne "out." She leases her trade-mark name to a company that manufactures cosmetics. They create the products by themselves; send samples to her; they pay her a percentage of what is sold in exchange for allowing them to use her name to market the product -- hence the lease agreement. She is required by the cosmetics company to make (4) promotional appearances each year to promote their product under her name. She did not create or develop any cosmetics line.
Sheesh!
Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by May
48. PAR-IE.... YO....KEYS WERE IN ""YOUR BOX"......
WHERE YOU PUT everything else ...AQUARIANS...ARE NOTHING BUT AIRHEADS SO...
GIRL .....GET A CLUE AND JUST FADE AWAY FOR A BIT.....
OR WAS THIS AGAIN ....YO WAY .... TO STAY IN THE FRONT OF ALLTHE REAL NEWS?
YOUR ..."26" ......AND STILL ARE "ACTING"..... 17....WHEN DO YOU
PLAN ON GROWING ...UP??????? IN ..."YOUR LIFETIME"???????
YOUR SAD TO WATCH....ANYMORE....you "do" drugs and are really more than shallow!
Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 5th 2007 by HEY!.... CANOE NOSE!!!!!! WAKE UP!
49. I thought she developed her own cologne. That kind of sucks.
Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila
50. Sadie, no, I'm not from PA.
Posted at 3:55PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.
51. Lila, can i suck you through a straw?
Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Jethro
52. I don't fit. lol
Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila
53. Here's the quote from the Larry King transcripts:
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0706/27/lkl.01.html
KING: What kind of license do you have now?
HILTON: Fully reinstated license. Even before I went in jail my license was fully reinstated with no restrictions whatsoever.
KING: With your financial wherewithal you could have had a driver all the time, though, right?
HILTON: Yes.
KING: You don't need ...
HILTON: I made him ...
KING: You like driving?
HILTON: I like to drive, yes.
KING: With all the paparazzi, I don't think you're going to drive for a while, right? Is that a safe bet?
HILTON: It gets kind of dangerous sometimes. So I won't be.
KING: But you have a fully licensed -- you are a California driver.
HILTON: Yes, even before I went in.
Now that President Bush has commuted the jail time to zero of the biggest Political crook & liar we've had recently (Scooter Libby), I'm going to take it a little easy on Paris...at least she did her time.
Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Mynde
54. When did she get her license back? Looks like she needs some more time in the slammer!
Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Devon
55. Mynde,
Nice job with the transcript.
I agree, she at least did her time. But she is still a joke. As for Pres. Bush, I smell a chance coming... OH.... It's the election that I smell... I know which radio button that I won't be clicking this next time around....
Posted at 4:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by SheSharpShoots
56. Well at least the keys where ultimatly found even though it took the help of the papz.,
this is not the first time the papz. helped her, remember the time she needed gas and
she gave ten dollars, the papz. work just like an instant AAA. Thanks Lila.
Posted at 5:11PM on Jul 5th 2007 by BOEING 787-8
57. YAWN, BORING! Stupid skanky ho, just go away!
Posted at 5:25PM on Jul 5th 2007 by zeldacanuck
58. Lila the sex tape showing her doing all sorts of things not bother you in your opinion?? The herpes sores that show do not bother you??? The Larry King interview that showed her as an airhead not bother you?? The drug use shown on video not bother you?? paris herpes is 26 and she should act her age. You must also appreciate her education level as she almost made it out of the 8th grade. She does have a lot of cash, but NO class.
Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Big Bear
59. Does she really have herpes? I thought that was just a rumor.
Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila
60. Big Bear, you are right cash does not make class. She has a prescription in her name in the famous storage locker. Why have the medicine if ya don't have the disease. She has also been seen in other videos doing drugs. A real class act. Lila maybe you should choose a new idol to worship
Posted at 6:05PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie
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