Paris Hilton Can't Drive -- No Keys!

61. I am curious as to which car she was driving. I read that her Bentley was towed away and impounded for two backpayments that were not made. I have not seen anything about who must have made the payments for her and got the car out if that is the Bentley in the pic

Posted at 6:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by David

62. Welcome Home Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The world is once again

a more beautiful place

with you back in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 5th 2007 by susan

63. Did she ever have keys? That was probably a lie too. With enough money you can even buy people's identity. Problem is you get busted for it. Judas did.

Wouldn't be thinking the guardian angles are real happy with her about now!

Proof = Paris has a very low IQ.

God is smart!

Posted at 9:23PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Abel

64. ZZzzzzzzzz

Posted at 9:38PM on Jul 5th 2007 by HK

65. Driving Under the Influence of Fame

The famous—Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nichole Richie, Mel Gibson, Ty Pennington, Vivica A. Fox, Tracy Morgan, Haley Joel Osment, Michelle Rodriguez, George Michael, Ray Liotta, Mike Tyson, rap artist Eve and players in the NFL, NBA and MLB—all have one thing in common: driving under the influence. And the public outcry over Hilton’s release and reincarceration only underscores the fact that—famous or not—the nation wants something to be done about it. Find out what MADD has to say and the simple solution that could put an end to drunk driving.

In the last year, a great number of celebrities and high-profile sports figures have been arrested for committing drunk driving offenses. Among them, Paris Hilton has gotten the most attention—and public outrage. And for good reason.

Hilton has not taken responsibility for the fact she drank before getting behind the wheel, drove on a suspended drivers’ license and then appealed to the governor for leniency in her sentence for that offense. MADD believes she should accept full responsibility for her actions, especially since a vast young audience is watching her every move.

MADD also believes that Hilton should have an alcohol ignition interlock installed on her car so that she cannot drive drunk again. In fact, through our Campaign to Eliminate Drunk Driving, we are advocating for an ignition interlock to be placed on every car for all convicted drunk drivers.

The reason why people continue to drive drunk is because they can. And Hilton is a good example. She, like many others who have had their license suspended, continue to drive. Ignition interlocks would put an end to this as an interlock device prevents the car from being started if a measurable amount of alcohol is in the driver’s system. Courts across the country are too lenient on those who drive on suspended licenses due to drunk driving. In addition to jail time, fines and other sanctions, MADD would like to see at least a one-year interlock provision for those who drive on suspended licenses.

Armed with new data from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which shows that drunk driving fatalities are higher than they have been in 15 years, MADD’s National Board met with Congressional leaders in June to ask them for an increased focus on drunk driving across the nation and to support MADD's Campaign to Eliminate Drunk Driving. In addition to ignition interlocks on all convicted drunk driver vehicles, the Campaign also calls for the exploration of new technologies to prevent a vehicle from being driven by someone who is drunk as well as increased enforcement and public support.

Posted at 10:03PM on Jul 5th 2007 by just asking

66. Lila,

Here is a copy of her prescription for her herpes medication Valtrex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris16.html

Posted at 12:20AM on Jul 6th 2007 by Linda

67. I still don't get why lila and micheal havent got a life yet....paris is old news boys and girls...time to move on the the next big thing..mabe you two should get to get togeather and swap some spit...but place use protection...cant have anymore like you two around, since we still have ho's like paris.....I think I hear your mommies calling!

Posted at 12:18PM on Jul 6th 2007 by simon birch

68. and Lila, Valtrex can be used to treat a variety of ailments including shingles (which is not herpes but just another strain of the virus like a common coldsore), so although it is a common drug for treating herpes it is used for other ailments to therefore we still don't know anything about her sexual health. (which is the way it should be) but the assclowns here I guess got their MD out of a cracker jack box since they think they can diagnose someone over the net.

Posted at 7:47AM on Jul 6th 2007 by Gullible

69. Your right, and that script was for 5 tabs without any repeats on it . . . if she had herpes she'd have repeats.

Posted at 7:57AM on Jul 6th 2007 by come to think of it

70. Gee whiz that only leaves the facts that she is not very pretty, has huge feet, smoked dope on video, made a sick sex tape and acted the fool on Larry King. I am sure a longer list would not be too difficult. What university did she attend??

Posted at 9:55AM on Jul 6th 2007 by Big Bear

71. LOOK MOM!!!!NO KEYS!!!!

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 6th 2007 by DUMBEST BLONDE IN THE WORLD

72. WTF? On his first and only DUI, my ex absolutely was forbidden to drive anywhere but work and back. How does this slag keep getting away with this?

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 6th 2007 by dragonlady

73. S. Birch: I agree with your last comment about the two paris herpes lovers. Would you mind adding susan to that mix?? susan is a 12 year old girl that thinks parass has some real talents. Smoking dope and making poor quality sex tapes, ect.

Posted at 1:58PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Big Bear

74. Welcome Home Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The world is once again

A much more Beautiful place

With you back in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:35PM on Jul 7th 2007 by susan