The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:03PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.

On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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1. Does she still have any fans?

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila

2. Someone get this girl some help stat! She takes all of her roles seriously?
Uh, maybe it wasnt PPD she was suffering from, maybe its Multiple Personality Disorder?

I am truly terrified for her sons. I hope she doesnt do anything to them.

She needs help big time.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Evie

3. JUST WHEN YOU THINK THERE IS NO DUMBER MOVE TO MAKE........BOOM BRIT COMES THROUGH WITH ANOTHER JAW-DROPPING RETARDED ACT/STATEMENT.

GOOD WORK GIRL..........

Posted at 3:29PM on Jul 5th 2007 by PORNSAVANT

4. She takes herself so seriously...but in reality she is a joke.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Paris has just jumped the shark

5. LMAO, and I suppose the crotch shot was practice for a role called: "Britney Does America"?

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

6. If you're going to lie britney, make it a believable one.. Like "someone slipped drugs in my drink and food for several months straight and I had no idea."

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Valerie

7. First.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

8. I still like her.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

9. Is she for real??? Does she really think that the public or her "fans" are THAT dumb to believe that crap???

What roles has she gotten (or been offered) anyway? The only one I can remember is that horrible movie she did several years ago that bombed.

I can see it now "Bald Crackhead on the Loose!"

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 5th 2007 by tiredofparis

10. Oh, and you did get the part.

LMAO

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

11. Britney has a 1st class ticket on the crazy train. Whooo woooo!

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Shootingstar

12. Oh, I thought that was a joke when I saw it on perez.

I think her webmaster should change all of the passwords to the website and keep them away from her.

Poor girl, who would have thought she would continue to look crazier than K-Fed.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by meg

13. This woman is having a mental breakdown right in front of us. Scary.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Dove

14. Britney Spears is mentally ill. No, seriously. She is gonna blow.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by BB

15. Girls got major issues

Posted at 3:36PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lucky

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