Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!



Tags: album, Britney Spears, BritneySpears, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, lynne spears, LynneSpears, paparazzi, rehab, umbrella

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226. The ONLY reason she is famous, is because she was willing to slut it up like a little prostitute when she was younger. If she had ever had to rely on talent after her Disney stint, we would have been rid of her a long time ago.

Short of a porno , this girl is useless... washed up porn stars look more classy than her. She really is a nose job and and pale skin away from being Michael Jackson.

Hell they should hook up, he likes to take care of little boys.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jul 6th 2007 by orsyn

227. Now I see why she married K-Fed. She makes herself believe whatever is convenient. She obviously lied to herself about him being in love with her. Everyone else knew the truth, but this delusional ex pop tart made herself believe it was love. Brittany is far more stupid than I ever thought.

Posted at 2:25PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Bored

228. Brit Brit is giving acting a bad rep.

There is not one single professional actor that would blame their bad behavior on studying for a part, except maybe Winona Ryder.

As a Screen Actors Guild member of 32 years, please stop calling yourself an actress, it denigrates me and my union brethren.

And also please do not lay blame on "Acting" or "Preparing for a Role".

There is no professional acting technique or school that promotes or condones that kind of outburst.

Shame on you.

Posted at 11:27PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Keith Coogan

229. This moron may have the worst sense of humor I've ever seen. Britney, no one likes you anymore, you are a joke, give it up and go back to the trailor park where you came from.
PS: You look like you need a shower, all the time.

Posted at 10:47AM on Jul 7th 2007 by MissNYC

230. Britt..I like you but you gotta apologize to your mother as she was looking out for you (believe it or not) and your children and if you cannot see that you need more REHAB BIG TIME!
Amother loves you no matter what and you know that so go apologize now!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 6th 2007 by carol ard

231. LIAR!! What a bunch of B/S!! Does she think we're all as dumb as she is? Nobody's trying to hire her to act, come on now! Why does she keep digging bigger holes for herself? And why do all the tabloids keep saying she apologized? It's not an apology when you lie about why you did it and don't take responsibility for your actions, HELLO!!

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Regina

232. Was the character she was trying out for a bald, outrageous fool?

Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 6th 2007 by just me

233. Her world has always been made up of the spotlight and public opinion. For most of her "career," the spotlight has been positive and the public opinion has been approving. Now, though, all that has changed and she has fallen" from grace. She has no idea how to handle negative attention... and the spotlight sucks when it isn't positive.

She fell in love/lust (it doesn't really matter which) with K-Fed (who is worthless but not the worst ever) and chose to risk it all to be married... then, she had a baby.... then it all fell apart... then she had another baby and guess what? That didn't fix it, either. She learned a hard lesson fast... not unlike a lot of regular, every day, non-celebs.... only this time, instead of a few people saying "I told you so!" she has an entire world doing it....how foolish she must feel!

Unfortunately, I don't think she has had the positive people in her life to guide her... HER...not her music. Someone needs to have a vested interest in HER (instead of her career or her image) and if she isn't too far gone to realize genuine concern, she might be receptive to that guidance.

We have to remember that she's going to seek out the spotlight... even if it is unconscious. She's one of those "Any attention is good attention..." even if it isn't people. Most celebs are. "Hey....if my name is out there, I must still be it!"

I wish there was a way that we could up OUR standards and demand a higher quality celeb... but what fun is that?

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 6th 2007 by zipperlip

234. i feel so so sorry for her childeren...just imagine how their life is going to be when they are older and they see all of this...i wouldnt blame tehm if they divorce her as their mom. at this point i think that they are better off with their grandmother Lynn Spears. she looks to be more stable. but then again she was the one who raised britney and look how she turn up. brintney all you need to do is she what you are doing to your childerens feature. what are you going to tell them when they go to school and come back saying that the other childeren were saying that you dont know how to take care of them. i know that you feel as if no one cares but acting the way your acting is only making your self look more like an unstable mother.

p.s. pay backs a bitch. just remember what you did to justin. all he did was love you. if only you would have acted like your age maybe just maybe you two would still be together.
no thats was funny. sorry but thank god you two left each other.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 6th 2007 by vick

235. Such a breath of fresh air that someone in Hollywood has tired of playing the same political game as everyone else. Britney is human and a far cry from the brainless barbie dolls that Hollywood manufactures on a daily basis. Go ahead Brit and thumb your nose at all those who failed to be supportive when you needed it most. Women need to be strong and outspoken instead of playing the role of the "nice girl" just to appease those who don't have the balls to stand up for themselves. It is 2007, you better be able to stand on your own and fight fire with fire when needed.

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Nikki

236. As for her children, they will stand witness to a woman and mother who
takes up for herself regardless of what it MIGHT cost her professionally. She's illustrating that some convictions don't have a price tag. I think that's a great role model for her children.

Posted at 6:01PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Nikki

237. First of all if people would watch the news they would see that she can actually spell.... Its sad how bad tmz wants people to look.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Alia

238. Reminds me of the song....LIES LIES LIES YEAH

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Diane

239. "why didn't spell check catch that mistake, yall?"

LMAO

Posted at 9:59AM on Jul 11th 2007 by gemini26577

240. She should drop the "roll" and go to "scholl". Oy vey...blogs don't have spell-check?

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 7th 2007 by web jones

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