Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!



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226. Such a breath of fresh air that someone in Hollywood has tired of playing the same political game as everyone else. Britney is human and a far cry from the brainless barbie dolls that Hollywood manufactures on a daily basis. Go ahead Brit and thumb your nose at all those who failed to be supportive when you needed it most. Women need to be strong and outspoken instead of playing the role of the "nice girl" just to appease those who don't have the balls to stand up for themselves. It is 2007, you better be able to stand on your own and fight fire with fire when needed.

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Nikki

227. As for her children, they will stand witness to a woman and mother who
takes up for herself regardless of what it MIGHT cost her professionally. She's illustrating that some convictions don't have a price tag. I think that's a great role model for her children.

Posted at 6:01PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Nikki

228. I cant quite figure out why she is coming up with such a lame excuse 4 months after the incident. I can only imagine that she thinks her gullible fans visiting her website will believe anything.

So what are the excuses for her other bizarre behavior as of late??

Posted at 8:15PM on Jul 6th 2007 by krbcan

229. Reminds me of the song....LIES LIES LIES YEAH

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Diane

230. First of all if people would watch the news they would see that she can actually spell.... Its sad how bad tmz wants people to look.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Alia

231. If Britney is going to lie, she should at least be able to spell the word role correctly. What
role is she playing for her fans? What role is she playing for her sons? She needs a
decent publicist and reputable psychologist --ASAP.

Posted at 7:35AM on Jul 7th 2007 by nonnie

232. This moron may have the worst sense of humor I've ever seen. Britney, no one likes you anymore, you are a joke, give it up and go back to the trailor park where you came from.
PS: You look like you need a shower, all the time.

Posted at 10:47AM on Jul 7th 2007 by MissNYC

233. She should drop the "roll" and go to "scholl". Oy vey...blogs don't have spell-check?

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 7th 2007 by web jones

234. Brit Brit is giving acting a bad rep.

There is not one single professional actor that would blame their bad behavior on studying for a part, except maybe Winona Ryder.

As a Screen Actors Guild member of 32 years, please stop calling yourself an actress, it denigrates me and my union brethren.

And also please do not lay blame on "Acting" or "Preparing for a Role".

There is no professional acting technique or school that promotes or condones that kind of outburst.

Shame on you.

Posted at 11:27PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Keith Coogan

235. When I first heard this, I thought, "How stupid does she think we are?" Now, I really think she is being sarcastic. Odd that she would communicate about her personal problems in this way, but she clearly does do this with respect to her mother.

Posted at 2:28AM on Jul 8th 2007 by lubyloo

236. She is so crazy, it’s scary. She went from being the most wanted and desired star, to the ugliest, fattest, and craziest singer. Does she even have any fans? She is so annoying. She should take her kids and all her money and leave forever! No one likes her anymore, no one cares about her, and she alone is responsible for ruining her image. She will never make a come back. She makes Paris Hilton look good, and that's almost impossible to do!

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Lacy

237. Dear Brit

Please check yourself into the nearest nut house and throw away the key. Do you really think your fans (far and few between) believe you anymore? Get help fast.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 8th 2007 by wyleyc

238. Britney needs to get someone to manage her. No one is going to buy the "preparing for a role thing" with the whole wacko umbrella thing.

Posted at 12:02AM on Jul 9th 2007 by alli

239. AHAHHAA, I really hope Shar Jackson is laughing her ass off.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Britney Sucks

240. LMAO, -she clearly reads TMZ, shes changed it already

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Dex

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