Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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16. I am still a fan of Britney's, however, I think she's going through a hard time. I think she should perform in the small clubs like she's doing - just not yet- all of this is so rushed. She just got out of rehab, is going through a divorce and has 2 young children. All the while living under publics' eye. No of course she's not normal- she spent her teenage years being famous, not getting to do the 'normal' stuff that you need to do to become mature- Money isn't everything- I think she should give it a year, lay low, get all her stuff settled and resurface. I think she still has a lot of fans- They'll be there in a year or 2.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 5th 2007 by glo

17. She humiliates herself daily but the jokes on us? Forget rehab this girl needs to be committed.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Charlotte

18. What an idiot. Seriously, she was never that talented or interesting or pretty in the first place.
I think she was just in the right place at the right time.

Boo, she sucks, let's not post anything else about her ever. And please, for sanity's sake, no more comebacks!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 5th 2007 by LC

19. Oh, Britney... I hope by chance you read this. You NEED HELP, my dear. No one thinks you're funny anymore. We all feel sorry for you... but moreover~ we feel sorry for your children. Don't you understand that all of your idiotic ramblings make you look insane? Is this the type of attention that you seek? Why don't you move far away with your "boo boos" and try acting like a mother for once! Please... just go away... maybe (gasp!) go back to school and learn to use the correct spelling of words like "roll" vs "role". You've become a joke.

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Brooke

20. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? NOOOOO YOU AREN'T. My Lord, how sad it that! What a waist! Oops I mean waste!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lynn

21. TMZ, how could you fail to mention the other super wacko part of her post???????? At the end, she eludes to her thoughts on her mother's parenting/grandparenting skills!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by KATIE

22. NUT JOB!!!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by All American Girl

23. Lila is a fake. Lila has a split personality.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila

24. I'm just so sorry. I can't help it! I have problems!

Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

25. My ass she was preparing for a role, if this was the best excuse her "people" could come up with she should fire them! This was as good as Paris telling Larry King she doesn't do drugs. Grow up girls, I mean really......................there are young girls who look(ed) up to you. Brittney you should be ashamed of yourself for treating your mother this way and you had best be careful because Karma is a bitch!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by mom in fl

26. Wrestling sucks

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

27. SHe just got out of Rehab???? where have I been ..I didn't know that...I thought they were trying to get her to GO TO REHAB.....Again, I say Brittney go home to your family befor it's to late.....for you and the boys...!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Nance

28. #4

what do u expect? she cant find the rest of her brain cells and she is going back to pre-k now...;) hint about pre-k:"I aint got no mom no more."

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 5th 2007 by solid snake

29. There can be more than one Lila on here. Who cares? You don't own the name.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

30. Get me some butter w/that "ROLL".

*snickers*

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

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