Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:03PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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31. Wrestling rules.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

32. Why come out now and lie? making a situration worse. This woman needs help.
Why doesn't she just take her role as Mother seriously and drop all the other immature crap.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Abby1

33. UPS Next Time - because Fed Ex couldn't handle the package.

or simply

My Moms A Back Stabbing Whore

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Mikey

34. One big trashy mess.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Marci1

35. I graduatede from howard dont you now

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

36. Come on, Britney's not really posting that stuff.... She probably doesn't even know how to log on.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Danielle

37. Another jealous troll. lol I am so flattered that I garner so much attention from you.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

38. :::::whoosh:::::

It's SANITY----breezing right over that girl's head. Holy mudda, someone needs to lock her up fast.

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

39. SHE IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 5th 2007 by gail morris

40. This really is sad.

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 5th 2007 by anonymous

41. I have always found throughout life, anyone names Lila is a skanky slut!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by its true

42. They haven't carted her away yet!!!!!! It's very clear she is unbalanced,I never thought I say this but Federline's looking like the better parent!! And Britney Honey your no Madonna your career is dunzo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Jennifer

43. Britney will never learn. In fact, she just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper. Why is it that every time she opens her mouth, she proves herself an idiot even more. If she wants the public to re-accept her, she needs to start by making amends with her mother. Right now, other parents are probably keeping their kids away from reading about or listening to Britney.

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Tootz

44. Hates to be you to have so much negativity bottled up. Have a good life. :)

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

45. Dear TrainWreck -

Please find a secluded cabin somewhere and take some time away from Tinseltown to cool down. You are making horribly irrational decisions which generally accompanies someone who feels they can trust no one and has no one to confide in. Besides, who could not use an extended break?

PS. Lose the unbe-weavable extensions. Lots of women look incredible with short hair.


Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Matthew Simpson

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