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The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:03PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.

On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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31. My ass she was preparing for a role, if this was the best excuse her "people" could come up with she should fire them! This was as good as Paris telling Larry King she doesn't do drugs. Grow up girls, I mean really......................there are young girls who look(ed) up to you. Brittney you should be ashamed of yourself for treating your mother this way and you had best be careful because Karma is a bitch!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by mom in fl

32. Wrestling sucks

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

33. There can be more than one Lila on here. Who cares? You don't own the name.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

34. Get me some butter w/that "ROLL".

*snickers*

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

35. I guess it makes sense that if you can't get her to wear panties you can't convince her to learn the difference between "ROLL" and "ROLE" for an official website, but whatever...

Posted at 8:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by rhiannon

36. Wrestling rules.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

37. Why come out now and lie? making a situration worse. This woman needs help.
Why doesn't she just take her role as Mother seriously and drop all the other immature crap.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Abby1

38. UPS Next Time - because Fed Ex couldn't handle the package.

or simply

My Moms A Back Stabbing Whore

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Mikey

39. Come on, Britney's not really posting that stuff.... She probably doesn't even know how to log on.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Danielle

40. :::::whoosh:::::

It's SANITY----breezing right over that girl's head. Holy mudda, someone needs to lock her up fast.

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Me

41. One big trashy mess.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Marci1

42. I graduatede from howard dont you now

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

43. This really is sad.