Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!



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46. Poor Brit, she might as well go the home for washed up Bimbos. She has blown her career and has blown it as a mother and daughter. Give your mom a break Brit

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

47. I AM SENSING SOME MAJOR SARCASM FROM HER. I mean a role where "the husband never plays the part"??? K-FED ANYONE. Also, the album titles are def mocking the PAPARAZZI CULTURE.

But I hope for her sake someone else logged on to her website and played a joke on her...

Posted at 3:59PM on Jul 5th 2007 by M2

48. OH MY GOD SOMEONE STOLE THE WRESTLING POST.

It went poofy. :(

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

49. More Britney and Paris then. They make the site worthwhile anyway.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

50. She should take her role as a mom to two very young boys seriously!!

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 5th 2007 by KiKi

51. Sad. Just sad.

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 5th 2007 by CA Girl

52. I don't get the hatred for Britney Spears.

TMZ, you've misspelled in your "news" stories. Don't act like a prick.

I've never been a Britney fan and can't believe I'm moved to defend her. However, this absurd slamming by TMZ of Britney is ridiculous. What did y'all do, assign some Brit hater to her case? Some wannabee pop star him/herself?

Your stories are ridiculous. They aren't even stories. They're like some bad kids writing in slam books or whatever in junior high.

I'm giving her a break and plenty of room to figure out her life. She started out as a working child, then moved into singing/performing/dancing, whatever, and made a good career of it. Last I heard, she was the most famous pop star in the world. Maybe that's what gets under your skin.

She made awful personal choices in Kevin F. I think she should have stayed married to the hometown boy in Vegas, the one Mommie Dearest made her get rid of. Instead, Mommie Dearest approves of Federline, a philandering druggie with no visible means of support.

But Britney's struggling with life changes: growing up in the public spotlight, lots of fame and wealth to deal with, family involved in her career, parents' divorce, bad husband, two babies too close together, bad husband, druggie husband, cheating husband, did I say bad husband? Ridiculous press pressing her.

She's not been arrested, in court, in jail, like others we know. I guess Paris is your lovie and Britney doesn't have anything to offer you.

Britney has spent her entire childhood and adolescence working very, very hard. Paris has spent those same years partying, clubbing, prettying herself up. She has the make up and hair and suntan vans come to her house, along with the shoppers. This is her career.

Write fairly and factually or stop.

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 5th 2007 by bailey

53. She has had a difficult life this past year. I feel sorry for her.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

54. Lila can I suck you through a straw

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Jethro

55. baily are you sure you're not queen elisabeth? She is a chronic pointer outer of TMZ's spelling.

Did you know google's spell check doesn't work? So I hope people don't use it thinking wow I'm a good speller look no mistakes. It just plum doesn't work.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 5th 2007 by me it's all about me

56. Keep them coming beyotches. I am so flattered that you try to copy me. Like a said have a great day. Peace. *kiss, kiss*

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

57. Lila quit your flip flopping. Pick a side and stay there. Now hurry up and go to the store I'm thirsty.

Posted at 4:10PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

58. Do you want me to bring it back in a brown bag? lol

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

59. Perfect example of someone who has failed to receive any education in their formative years other than how to make money!

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 5th 2007 by countincash

60. I think that this young mother needs some serious professional help..If she starts hearing voices maybe someone will do something.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by r

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