Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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61. Okay sweetie, Here is my advice. Stop making a joke out of your life, please!

We understand your going threw alot but the thing is you don't have to show the world your going threw it.

You need to pace yourself and really lay low. You should really take a two year break and not do anything and just spend time with your kids. They are still babies and they need there mother. You don't need a man to help you raise these boys. You can do it on your own and show the world you are a better mother than your own mother.

I always said the best artist are the ones that take several years for there next album to come out. And those are the ones that are the hits and the ones that sell. It's not good to make back to back albums. Usually those are the ones that suck!

We are the same age and trust me I think you already lived threw your party age because I know I did. It is good to party and get it out of your system every now and than but since you have kids you just need to slow down the party scene. Don't get sucked in to the wrong crowd. Your not a youngster anymore, you should know right from wrong.

Just relax and enjoy your son, trust me they really need you @ there age. And don't jump into another relationship too fast. You need to pick the right guy that will love you no matter what and will love your sons as well. Don't bring a guy that will treat you wrong and will try to talk down to your kids when your not around. Really pick the right guy and take the time to get to know that person and don't call them your boyfriend right away. Take it day by day and get to know someone first before jumping in bed with them.

Brittney just relax and have fun with your kids.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Dee

62. She doesn't have any "people". She is estranged from everyone. She is flying without a net. She doesn't even have anyone to proof her copy before it is released to the public. She is not well educated and ill-prepared to deal with life outside of the spotlight. She craves this attention, any attention. Tabloid ridicule is a form of fame these days (ask Paris). As a detached onlooker my fear is that she will up the ante to get the attention she desperately needs. I'm thinking suicide attempt, Playboy maybe even straight up porn. I agree with many on here who say she needs to get help. The problem is that she is so isolated there are no avenues available to reach her. Maybe when the money starts to run out that will be a splash of cold water. In the meantime look forward to bad outfits, bad choices, bad career moves, bad boy friends and more and more absurd behavior. There wasn't much talent there in the first place and now that the real Brit is out there for us to see it is not a pretty picture. She may be able to do a Vegas style burlesque show or maybe something on the internet. I bet in her mind she thinks she will once again rise to her former heights. She doesn't have an audience. All of her so-called fans are in their 20's now and have moved on. If she were smart she would get Alanis Morrisette on the phone. The was a teen pop princess (think Debbie Gibson, Tiffany) in Canada long before she cranked out "Jagged Little Pill".

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by simonesdad2007

63. I wish that she would just ROLL on out LA....

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by STEVE-O

64. When is the state going to step in and stop this train wreck. God help her children. If she doesn't have an addiction she is mentally ill. I hope she gets help, if not I hope someone takes those children away from her. No one can possibly be that stupid.

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 5th 2007 by MGR

65. TMZ, how could you fail to mention the other super wacko part of her post???????? At the end, she eludes to her thoughts on her mother's parenting/grandparenting skills!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 5th 2007 by KATIE

66. I think the real reason she shaved her head was because a hair analysis would have revealed her drug use.

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Gina

67. Yes Lila brown paper is good. Don't be drinking it all before you get back here.

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

68. she will never make a comeback, she doesnt have the TALENT. there are so many more with better voices. she had her time and now its over... who the hell wants to see her shake that FAT ass and lip synch.???? BRIT! GIVE IT UP! YOU ARE DONE! BAKED!

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 5th 2007 by baba wawa

69. Okay I've been sitting here so long I have gained 5 pounds in my ass!!

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

70. Britney, you need to seek help. I think this game your playing is hurting you in so many ways.
You probably don't think anythink is wrong, but you fans surely see it in this lates BS.
It was clear of what happened that night with the anger in you face you were not practicing for any roll.
Perhaps the roll you should be practing is the one where they put you in a hospital commited because you are a danger to yourself.
You, are trully in a fantasy world, and you should never be left alone with your children.
And, shame on you for doing that crap to your mother. She loves your children and so what if she has a mind of her own and wanted to make sure they were ok.
GET YOURSELF HELP

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Glenda

71. Yea right

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Avamp1

72. I will save the backwash for you. j/k

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

73. classic mental illness....she sound's like shegoes in and out of a manic states...someone needs to get this girl on medication...

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 5th 2007 by rob

74. Dee-get a grip on your life. You write this crap like she is reading it. Do you think because you write it, she is goiing to take it to heart, and change her ways?

Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

75. Lila-can you take your childish games elsewhere? This is a comment site, not personal E-mails back and forth between you and the other babies. Grow up.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Sue

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