Train Wrecks
The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:03PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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76. Britney might read some of these gossip blogs. I don't think she will take our posts seriously like you said.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

77. It looks like there are about 3 Lila's now. I am not posting every single one of them.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

78. Sue, go home

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

79. Does this girl know how to spell?
Does she have a spell-check program?

Roll?.....

Please, she has 100 million dollars and no one can proofread what she is writing?

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 5th 2007 by d-man

80. Valerie wrote....
8. If you're going to lie britney, make it a believable one.. Like "someone slipped drugs in my drink and food for several months straight and I had no idea."
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Stormy

81. Chills.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by getsomehelp

82. Ahh where are her advisers? Dont they realize she is destroying what she has left of a career?

Talk about being on another planet, this girl probably needs to see help.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lucky

83. No back wash ewww you leave floaties.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

84. Lila-who in the hell are you to tell me to go home? You are on here playing games and showing all what a 2 yr. old you are! You have problems, honey. Are you a little touched, like your idol, Britney? Who would agree to that, ANYBODY? IM on your own f***in site, loser!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Sue

85. LMAO Sue sure takes this blogging pretty seriously.

Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

86. Kevin- please take the babies and retain sole custody. NOW.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by cuckooforcocoapuffs

87. ISNT A MOVIE "ROLL" SUPPOSE TO BE SPELLED ROLE???
I used to be a HUGE brit fan
then went down to a brit fan
Now... I am with the rest of you... GET THIS GIRL OUT OT HOLLYWOOD AND OUT OF OUR NEWS!

Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by HEY YOU

88. To whomever is saying she needs to go back into rehab, is wrong.

She needs to go to a mental hospital STAT!

I repeat that she has a multiple personality disorder and if no one takes this seriously, she could endanger her children or herself or BOTH!


Integrity and Dignity is what she lacks, why would she want to put that as her album title, is beyond me.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Evie

89. How many Lilas are there? Don't your parents have some chores for you to do?

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

90. Someone left the damn door open again and the loons have gotten in.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

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