The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

Posted Jul 5th 2007 3:03PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.

On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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91. Wow- TMZ is on Britney's ass. Nothing better to report? This isn't even yesterday's news.

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 5th 2007 by nyc

92. You can tell she was educated in Louisiana. Will someone please tell her that a "roll" different from a "role". Somebody give this poor girl a dictionary!

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Marvelissa

93. Why did she post the letter she hand wrote and delivered to X17 on her website?

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Charlotte

94. There is one Lila, and she is a childish, racist, idiot.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Natalie

95. Why does she need a website anyway? I would guess her fan base has all but abandoned her

Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

96. Any loons in this assylum?

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

97. Loons? In this assylum?

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

98. ....Preparing for a role!?!?! Who in Hollywood wants to lose money?!?!? Please Brit, Be honest....You LOST it.......Run out of Litium?!! If you were a man, I'd call you a WANKER!!
Oh Heck..........WANKER WANKER WANKER!!!!!!!! There, I feel much better..WANKER!!!

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Old Dog

99. Ok, they fixed the spelling on her website, so you can all go back to your lives now. LOL - jk

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Phia

100. Sorry Natalie but that was the wrong answer. We thank you for playing and you can pick up your consulation prize on your way out.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by lila-ann

101. I think she should go into "Porno' No wait..lets not offend the "porno" actresses. At least they're honest about what they do..

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by C.B. Headrest

102. oh god, all of you are dumb. you people do know she wasn't being serious right? that note is obviously dripping with sarcasm.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by anna

103. This chick is beyond tired and a total flameout......we've all lost interest and now she's just boring.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 5th 2007 by My eyes!!....my eyes!

104. I hope to whatever deity there is that she DOES NOT try to home school her children.

Hooked on something other than Phonics!!!!

Posted at 4:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by oh my goodness

105. WE LUV U BRITNEY GO GET UM GIRL

Posted at 4:50PM on Jul 5th 2007 by WENDY

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