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The Atonement of Britney -- Or, Whatever

7/5/2007 4:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
Britney Spears
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

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91.

Charlotte    

LMAO Sue sure takes this blogging pretty seriously.

2631 days ago
92.

HEY YOU    

ISNT A MOVIE "ROLL" SUPPOSE TO BE SPELLED ROLE???
I used to be a HUGE brit fan
then went down to a brit fan
Now... I am with the rest of you... GET THIS GIRL OUT OT HOLLYWOOD AND OUT OF OUR NEWS!

2631 days ago
93.

nicole    

Kevin- please take the babies and retain sole custody. NOW.

2631 days ago
94.

Evie    

To whomever is saying she needs to go back into rehab, is wrong.

She needs to go to a mental hospital STAT!

I repeat that she has a multiple personality disorder and if no one takes this seriously, she could endanger her children or herself or BOTH!


Integrity and Dignity is what she lacks, why would she want to put that as her album title, is beyond me.

2631 days ago
95.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

How many Lilas are there? Don't your parents have some chores for you to do?

2631 days ago
96.

nyc    

Wow- TMZ is on Britney's ass. Nothing better to report? This isn't even yesterday's news.

2631 days ago
97.

CC    

Ok, they fixed the spelling on her website, so you can all go back to your lives now. LOL - jk

2631 days ago
98.

Charlotte    

Someone left the damn door open again and the loons have gotten in.

2631 days ago
99.

Charlotte    

Why did she post the letter she hand wrote and delivered to X17 on her website?

2631 days ago
100.

Tangie    

There is one Lila, and she is a childish, racist, idiot.

2631 days ago
101.

Zenophobe Alien    

Why does she need a website anyway? I would guess her fan base has all but abandoned her

2631 days ago
102.

Zenophobe Alien    

Loons? In this assylum?

2631 days ago
103.

Zenophobe Alien    

Any loons in this assylum?

2631 days ago
104.

oh my goodness    

I hope to whatever deity there is that she DOES NOT try to home school her children.

Hooked on something other than Phonics!!!!

2631 days ago
105.

Your'e Fired!    

....Preparing for a role!?!?! Who in Hollywood wants to lose money?!?!? Please Brit, Be honest....You LOST it.......Run out of Litium?!! If you were a man, I'd call you a WANKER!!
Oh Heck..........WANKER WANKER WANKER!!!!!!!! There, I feel much better..WANKER!!!

2631 days ago
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