1. He looks so awkward - Jake looks much better!!!

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 6th 2007 by LuvTMZ

2. What the hell are we supposed to do with him when he gets here?

Posted at 12:46PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Jem Jensen

3. In the words of paris hilton - Now, that's hot.
Beck's is beautiful ;-)

Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 6th 2007 by david is sexy

4. TMZ uses the word "stint" waaaaaaaaaay too much.

Posted at 12:56PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Lourdes

5. THIS GUY IS A MORON IF HE'D MARRY POSH, WHO CARES WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. There is more to life than looks, let's go for substance and kindness. This is another freaky guy who should go back to where he came from and take Mrs. with him. They'll be divorced in a few years anyway .. betcha!!!

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 6th 2007 by VAL

6. Eccccck!!! Body grafitti is so yester-year. The mark of The Beast Of Insecurity.

Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Sylvia

7. who cares about this guy? soccer is the most BORING sport in the world...AMERICAN FOOTBALL FTW!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 6th 2007 by solid snake

8. Can't believe all the negative, jealous comments by you narrow minded Americans. The Beckhams are rich, successful in their careers, beautiful, happily married with three children they adore and have tons of friends and loving family. I guess you trailer park trash just can't handle that!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 6th 2007 by aj1..340

9. I think bringing Beckham to America to promote Soccer is Fantastic, it's just too bad he couldn't have come alone. Now, that, would have been better for America.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

10.
Is anyone as tired of them...the Beckhams, as I am?

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 6th 2007 by posh( . )( . ) spice

11. lol # 15:beckham will just remain a nobody here in america...all i care about is the upcoming football season

football>soccer

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 6th 2007 by solid snake

12. I saw on Access Hollywood just a few minutes ago that David Beckham is ALSO having his own T.V. show, although it will only be seen in the U.K.

Can't these two peeps just enjoy life instead of throwing their lives at us on T.V.? Guess they never have heard of the term "over exposure".

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 6th 2007 by snack time

13. So sick of the Beckmans...If I see another picture of that robot Posh I am going to puke.

Both of these peeps are FREAKS.......

Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 6th 2007 by lucky

14. Go home Beckhams! We cannot have you taking away precious press and paparazzi time from our American princess Paris Hilton!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Carla

15. So like there's this really good show on BBCA called 'Footballers Wives' there was this one guy named Conrad.., was he supposed to be Beckham? p/s the wives are really wicked..but Tania Turner rulez!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Shannon