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My Big Fat French Wedding

There's nothing desperate about Eva Longoria & Tony Parker's wedding this weekend in Paris. Rumors are that the pint-sized beauty's $30,000 wedding cake was going to be made by chef Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings, who made the cake for Oprah's 50th. Rather than fly the cake from Napa Valley to Paris, Tony put his spur down and demanded the cake be made in France! Enough dough!

The reception will be held at the Chateau de Vaux-le-Vicomte, which rents for the princely sum of $50,000 -- for just five hours! What if the couple wants to party all night? That'll cost 'em extra. Although it appears that the newlyweds needn't worry about cost -- TMZ has confirmed OK! magazine is paying $2 million for exclusive wedding pics that include the honeymoon. Cha-ching!

VIP wedding guests Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Mario Lopez are jetting to France aboard a private plane chartered by Eva and Tony. We checked with Luxury Air Jets (not the one Eva used) to find out what that would cost, and they told us that a similar plane to a 757 would cost upwards of $165,000 -- each way -- not including food!


The couple registered at Tiffany for items ranging from a silver scalloped bowl -- for the bargain price of $1500 -- to silver swizzle sticks for $100. Keepin' it simple.

Celebrity wedding planner Lisa Vorce of Oh, How Charming! has planned numerous celeb nuptials, including actress Jeri Ryan's, which was also in France. She says, "The average person can dream of things like wearing custom couture, riding in a vintage Rolls Royce to the Oscars, and drinking the finest champagne -- for some celebrities, these great parties and the fine food and wine are way of life. Nothing seems outrageous to me in the celeb wedding world. If they want a $30,000 cake, then get them one!"

Eva and Tony did get one break when Longoria's mane man, Ken Paves, did her hair up for free -- his gift to her.

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16. 13. WHO CARES ABOUT THAT BUCK TEETH HORSE-MOUTH SKANK?

Am I the only one here who think she looks shemale?

Posted at 7:54PM on Jul 6th 2007 by ItAboutTime

17. Are they registered at TARGET???

I'd like to send them a wedding gift.

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 6th 2007 by STEVE-O

18. I THINK ONCE DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES IS OVER, EVA WILL BE REALLY, REALLY HARD TO FIND. EVA WHO?

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 6th 2007 by annab

19. AND AFTER JUST 6 MONTHS THEY WAKE UP AND HEAD FOR DIVORCE COURT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:24PM on Jul 7th 2007 by A ROSE IS A ROSE...BY ANY OTHER NAME WILL SMELL AS SWEET!!!

20. What a waste. You should have kept the money Tony, you'll need it when you get divorced in a short while. This bitch will try and soak your ass for everything, watch!

Posted at 8:05PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Who

21. While I personally find it in poor taste to spend money so extravegantly and selfishly while there are so many hungry and suffering in the world, I say, "whatever, it's their money, their wedding..."
What I find rediculous is how hateful people are. Jealousy brings out such meaness in people, especially while they're sitting behind the mask of a computer key board. I wonder how many people would be so hateful to Tony or Eva if they were sitting on that privately chartered jet right now on their way To the wedding?
Get over it people. Spend your energy making yourselves better, not tearing others down!

Posted at 8:11PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Enough already

22. #15 you are right on the money! The last game she was at, the camera stayed on her/his face about 20 seconds. She had soooo much makeup on that her face would bead up if you threw water on her. My goodness, we'd all be gorgeous if we piled so much makeup on.

I have friends who are much prettier than Eva. She is very ugly. I give the marriage 6 months.

Posted at 8:11PM on Jul 6th 2007 by I Agree With ItAboutTime

23. Such viciousness! Why nothing good to say, ever? These 2 young people have done nothing wrong but be guilty of getting married & us wanting to read about it. They are both beautiful & I wish them happiness. Why is everyone so jealous, & if you are then why read these sites when they are about the people you resent & hate so much. Instead you go on reading it & criticizing & bashing people you dont know personally.
Tony & Eva, Best Wishes & Good Luck To You Both.............................MOM :-D

Posted at 8:18PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Mom

24. Can't buy love.....

Wish them health, happiness and success!

Posted at 8:19PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Heather

25. She is quite a bit older than him too. Why can't grandma know he's black? Are mexicans racist?

Posted at 8:28PM on Jul 6th 2007 by debbie

26. I wish them all the luck in the world, its their money and their wedding, I'm disabled and have to live on less than $700.00 a month and I'm not bitching about how they spend their money, at least they both worked for it. But I would like to know if N. Sheridan was one of the quest?

Posted at 8:43PM on Jul 6th 2007 by cindy

27. Eva Longoria is a low-class skank and Tony is an idiot for allowing this money-grubbing troll to railroad him into this comically over-blown circus of a wedding. Tony is a jerk, he broke free of the Eva-thing once and he should not have let her get the shackles back on him. Some have to learn the hard way, and this will be an expensive lesson for Tony.

Posted at 8:53PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Zorba

28. with three mill in their acounts for those wedding pictures and who knows how many more for what hey make a year WHO CARES WHAT YOU LOSERS THINK just keep typing...

Posted at 9:03PM on Jul 6th 2007 by ahah

29. to #24debbie - "are mexicans racist?" is the dumbest question ever! If Eva's grandma is racist that would not make ALL mexicans racist! Get with the times - hick!

Posted at 9:14PM on Jul 6th 2007 by casualobserver21

30. I'd do her

Posted at 9:08PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Pedro

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