Paris Hilton: The Rock Anthem

Click to play!When Paris Hilton read an excerpt from her journal on "Larry King Live," you might have heard the ramblings of a spoiled heiress, but someone else heard the makings of a great hair metal song. Look out, Def Leppard!

In a new video posted on FunnyOrDie.com, Paris' writings have been turned into a hilarious rock ballad that Guns N' Roses would be proud of. The "lyrics" of her journal are sung in true rock glory, over a video of Paris' greatest hits; being carted off to jail, reuniting with her mom, and surfing in Hawaii. In fact, a lot of the video used is from TMZ.

Look out, MTV Video Music Awards!



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1. Does anyone care?

Posted at 12:18PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Get a clue...!

2. Can TMZ go 2 hours without talking about Paris Hilton? She is possibly the most worthless person in America

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 6th 2007 by seriously

3. *yawning*

Posted at 12:23PM on Jul 6th 2007 by DANI

4. eh, not so much...

Posted at 12:24PM on Jul 6th 2007 by b

5. yep...PUKED again!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Heather

6. Can they just steal what she wrote and turn it into a song? They say copyright Paris but I doubt they had her permission. They are making money off people going there and listening. I'm sure her name is trademarked.

She should sue.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 6th 2007 by me

7. Well, folks, as long as you keep commenting on Paris' tmz stories, guess what - THEY ARE GOING TO RUN MORE!!! Get over it...and if you don't want gossip, then quit reading tmz, for Christ's sake!

Paris - we love you and can't get enough stories about you. We wish you love and peace always.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Paris Hilton is my Queen!

8. Is not she really bored, yet thinks she is loftily reading from someone's else's words and trying to include herself as not kicking screaming and almost dying, wanting pain killers to knock her out of it before she surrendered to paying for her crimes, now wanting a pat on the back and approval for her bravery in not being able to resist the strong arm of the law?

Posted at 12:32PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Golatha

9. Hey #11 "me" - you raise a valid point! I hope Paris gets those bloodsuckers for everything they have plus royalties!

Go Paris Go!

Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Paris Hilton is my Queen!

10. Lyrics are ok, but the music sucks

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Dan R

11. Who is foolish enough to think paris herpes has any talent?? The tapes of her having sex are okay so why not put them into a music video??

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Big Bear

12. Soooooooo NOT funny!

Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Jem Jensen

13. GAY!

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Nurse1211

14. 10. Can they just steal what she wrote and turn it into a song? They say copyright Paris but I doubt they had her permission. They are making money off people going there and listening. I'm sure her name is trademarked.

She should sue.

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I don't think you can trademark a name because other people could have the same name. then she could sue them for having her name which wouldn't be right

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 6th 2007 by Emmie

15. Emmie

http://www.ohiobar.org/pub/lycu/index.asp?articleid=263

They trademark all the time. They have to or people would always be using their name to make money without their permission.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 6th 2007 by yep

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