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Celebrity Ass-trology -- Pete Doherty

What a shambolic week for Babyshambles' troubled frontman Pete Doherty. Doherty, a Pisces, is often swimming in drama, and the past few days were no exception. He had legal troubles, and girl troubles galore. TMZ consulted Astrology.com to see if Doherty's bad luck was on account of his star sign.

On Tuesday, July 3, Doherty's horoscope advises that "being perfect is impossible, so why don't you give yourself a break today?" Doherty certainly didn't try to be perfect on Tuesday; he arrived so late to a crucial court appearance that the judge issued a warrant for his arrest. When he finally made it in front of the judge, the ex-Libertine pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, heroin, marijuana and ketamine, as well as to two drunk driving offenses.

As for his on-again, off-again relationship with model citizen Kate Moss, well, it looks like that also took a nosedive, and again, thanks to Doherty's alleged philandering. Doherty's horoscope advises that he take it in stride. "Loving someone also means knowing when to let go," it says. Like when you're caught canoodling with a South African model.

On Thursday, movers were spotted moving Doherty's things out of Moss' London pad. His chart warns, "don't let your inner drama spill over into your outer life." Whoops! Looks like it's too late for that!

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1. Ugh!!!! Nasty dope fiend

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 7th 2007 by debbie

2. hey.. all moss wants is to be is a rock singer NOW.. and he's not cooperating while lazily recuperating from his many addictions.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Golatha

3. I really hope kate stays as far away from him as possible, not just for her own sanity , but for her daughter's. Not saying that she is no prize alone, BUT together these two are the toxic twins. Held together ONLY by sex and drugs (on his part mainly). And when that is the "glue" to any relationship, it's doomed. Moving his junk (literally) out, and bodyguards ready to kick his dope filled mind is the most important move to salvage what career and respect for herself she has left.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 7th 2007 by NY YANKEES

4. I hope he ain't her baby daddy

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 7th 2007 by debbie

5. He's so damn ugly.

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Tam

6. This guy has used up all of his coupons. He will die soon, and the world will be spared a child to inheirit his psychosis. Moss must be as nasty to let him touch her. Gross gross gross human dregs.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 7th 2007 by mc

7. LOL @ mc.....his coupons !! LOL.....that was good. No more free cheese for him !! :)

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 7th 2007 by NY YANKEES

8. This looser is not Kate's baby daddy. He needs to dry out and disappear for a while. Kate is a looser too when she's with him.

Posted at 3:25PM on Jul 7th 2007 by lexie

9. isn't he a retard?

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Paul

10. What a pathetic wretch and poor excuse for a human! His life is screaming HELP, HELP, HELP, and yet no one is listening. I'm sure he was over-indulged by his parents and led on to think that he was special. News flash toots, you're not, so stop acting sooooooo depraved and entitled!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 7th 2007 by TH

11. No paul he's not a "retard"...but he is a "this is your brain on drugs" kinda guy ! . And btw...he is not kates daughter's daddy.

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 7th 2007 by NY YANKEES

12. This joker will be pushing up daisy's real soon....

Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 7th 2007 by ratboy

13. "I really hope kate stays as far away from him as possible, not just for her own sanity , but for her daughter's. Not saying that she is no prize alone, BUT together these two are the toxic twins. Held together ONLY by sex and drugs (on his part mainly). And when that is the "glue" to any relationship, it's doomed. Moving his junk (literally) out, and bodyguards ready to kick his dope filled mind is the most important move to salvage what career and respect for herself she has left."

yeah ok so you're kate's close friend and advisor right? because no one would make such a ridiculously bold statement about two people they've never met..

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 7th 2007 by john

14. he has a four year old son with lisa moorish, who also has a son by liam gallagher

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 7th 2007 by my name

15. all i have to say about this guy is eeeewwwwwww and what a loser! hes not even worth reading about !

Posted at 6:05PM on Jul 7th 2007 by Arielle

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