Eva Longoria "Sweetens" Deal for Friends

31. #9 - schapge: I agree. Verbing weirds the language.

Posted at 6:02PM on Jul 8th 2007 by TheExpatriot

32. Let's see... another pretentious Hollywood blowout wedding... I bet this marriage will lasy a year, if that.

Posted at 1:06AM on Oct 14th 2007 by Angela

33. It's said that all brides are beautiful.But THIS ONE? Don't ask!

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

34. It looks like a pretty braclet to me very delicate looking and it is 18 kt gold. That is a nice gift.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Madeline

35. Wait until she realizes he is dumb as dirt.

Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 8th 2007 by She'll Sober Up Someday

36. Probably cost a ton but still looks cheap. Oh well..

Posted at 6:39PM on Jul 8th 2007 by DO

37. Eva is a sweetheart for thinking of her friends.She looks radiant and I wish her the best. Hopefully, never a desperate housewife.
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Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 8th 2007 by jProud American Author

38. kenny, you have serious issues don't you? Why aren't you fighting in EYEraq instead of typing all your little hate on the keyboard? Expend that energy fighten em over there, or better yet join the minutemen and patrol the border you lazy loser. You are a pathetic person who is a waste of oxygen. Do everyone a favor and blow your brains out, pretty please, no one will miss you promise.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 8th 2007 by canela

39. she is a midge you married a giant, who cares, let it go tmz, i guess there is nothing out there you can report on except these sluts, longoria, hilton, spears, lohan, all fab women who give so much to society, they are brainless like you

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 8th 2007 by philippe 511

40. the catholic church lost its crediabilty after 75% of the clergy are pedifiles and the ones who are not shuffle them around to other parishes, and the pope does or did nothing about it
and catholic people who are divorced cant get married in the church again, forget it

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 8th 2007 by philippe 511

41. her dress was horrible, black headband, black thing around her waist and a horrible hairdo, was that suppose to make the midge look taller

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 8th 2007 by philippe 511

42. She could have fed a million starving Mexicans for the price of one bracelet alone. Stupid midget.

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Melissa

43. That is not her wedding dress.

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Vicki

44. Eva's wedding clothes were ugly. She looked like crap in that pink monstrosity, which was way too short, showing everyone what ugly legs she has - belonged on someone younger and leggier. Eva's legs are too stubby to look good in micro minis. As for the wedding, Eva couldn't spend money fast enough, she really is a gold-digging moron. People who have the most lavish, over the top weddings are usually split up within a year. People like Eva think the more money they spend on a wedding, the better their luck will be at making it last so they go way overboard. Eva had to strong-arm Tony into this, so she figures if she spends truckloads of money, he might stick around. WRONG, he will be cheating on her - again - in no time.

And they will have fugly looking kids, neither of them is good-looking. In fact, without make-up Eva looks just like Tony! Spend away, Eva, but Tony split from you once and he will do it again. But then, no-talent Eva probably knows this, and is counting on a hefty divorce settlement to make up for the fact that her 15 minutes of undeserved "fame" are up and she needs the bucks. What a classless, clueless couple of twits, they deserve each other.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Jude

45. Thank God Eva finally wore a dress (on the 6th) that made mine look like a nun's habit. I had ordered mine from Fredrick's of Hollywood. That pink "shirt" she wore was silly. Wait till she grows up and looks back at those photos. Her kids are never going to let her live that one down. Ugh...!

Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Debra