"Bachelor" in a Speedo

46. He picked the wrong the girl! The other one was way cuter!

Posted at 6:25PM on Jul 9th 2007 by MISTAKES

47. WHO??!! Oh, nevermind. It's not important.

Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Taylor (fetchwithruffruffman@yahoo.com)

48. doctor hurry i need mouth to mouth..ehehehhehehe:)

Posted at 6:08PM on Jul 9th 2007 by DEBRA

49. My eyes will never be the same. :/

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Christy

50. Wrong-wrong-wrong fashion choice with the black bikini-speedo. Lt. Baldwin's hair and skin tone suggest a fall color choice, perhaps a light khaki or chalk white linen, etc. And the design should be loose-fit mid-thigh length trunks. The art director who captured this image might have scrolled forward 30 frames or so until the Lt.'s stride was more action freeze-frame forward and less see-the-lieutenant-crap-his-pants awkward.

"Baldwin's Bulging Muscle"? Maybe the black swimsuit hides the contours, but that bulge does not look like it's scaring anyone anytime soon. Being under-endowed is another reason for choosing a looser fit swimsuit. What the Lieutenant is failing to do is to de-emphasizes his musculature. A man secure enough to express modesty with style is an attractive man. He doesn't have to prove anything. He clothes himself in clean, classic choices that belong on him in every manner. Lt. Baldwin's constricting swimsuit makes a mockery of the entire self-absorbed body-building culture. I consider myself of that culture. Often you find under-endowed muscleheads manically pumping and heaving and spewing spit to get that one more rep. Good Lord I wonder what pills they're popping at the Y.

The point is, Lieutenant, step off the pedestal and away from the floor-length mirror for a moment and ask yourself: what is a guy with so many self-professed assets doing on a b*llsh*t show like this? And a U.S. Navy officer? The inability for myself and many audience members to willingly suspend our disbelief in the premise of the program--that a stud can't find love--prevents us from taking either you, the program, or the United States Navy seriously.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Piglet Baldwin

51. I had to do a double take, too #40. I thought it was the Hoff as well.
Guess I should get my glasses checked.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 9th 2007 by dailyme

52. Is that the retarded guy on the movie Shallow Hal?

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Doug

53. NO ONE, should wear Speedos. This man is nasty fron the waist down. He has no package, and his legs are disgusting. He only looks good fron the waist-up.

Posted at 7:14PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Mella

54. Are you sure that him? Doesnt look anything like i remember him looking.

Posted at 10:19AM on Jul 10th 2007 by KJ

55. Plain Jane Tess will be tossed aside soon. Andy is way too into himself! A speedo? Not a turn on. unless you are a gay man!

Posted at 7:28PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Sherri

56. Not that anyone cares, but physically I think he's about as good as it gets. He and Tessa are smoking hotness together!

Posted at 7:30PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Liz

57. Baby oh Baby ...you do look HOT.........

Posted at 7:40PM on Jul 9th 2007 by nance

58. Damn he looks damn good. not many men could get away with that without looking gay. but he pulls it off go ahead baby!!

Posted at 7:47PM on Jul 9th 2007 by NubianGoddez

59. I guess they don't teach modesty in the military anymore. Way to go Soldier...pass those STDs from your tour of duty from Iraq to girls/women her in the US. Women love men who are pointedly clueless.

What an idiot but women will risk a lifetime of treatments for a "connection" with this guy.

Andy...go recon.

Posted at 7:44PM on Jul 9th 2007 by George

60. that might be andys head but i believe it is onanother persons body he was not that buff and he must be on some strong steroids if it is truly him!!!!!

Posted at 8:58PM on Jul 9th 2007 by phony