Heidi Montag's Flagtastic Figure

76. She looks darling! Go Heidi!!!

Posted at 4:39AM on Jul 10th 2007 by luvgoldens

77. This is to Heidi,

I know you are probably reading this as you are a narcissistic bitch and will read anything with your name in it. You were a sideshow on the Hills. People like Audrina, LC, and Whitney. You were proven time and time again that you were as dumb as rocks. Someone with your I.Q. should have just stayed stripping at the clubs by the airport. By prancing around in your bikini you really are proving you are nothing more than a stripper.
Please go away.
Hollywood is full of dumb blondes with douche-bag boyfriends.
We just dont have to look at them on these websites.

Cari

P.S. Tell your bitch ass boyfriend "La Douche" he needs to do something with those massive caps that he has on his teeth. He looks like a cross of Mr. Ed and a used car salesman.

Posted at 9:39PM on Jul 9th 2007 by D is for DUMB not boob size

78. I would drink her piss out of a warm glass.... then I would run my lips across the dirtiest little spot on her body (her poop hole).... Then, to top it all off, I would punch that loser boyfirend of hers in his frankenstein looking face.... Ahhhh, now that would be a good night.... Hey Heidi, look me up when your ready for some real nasty fun..... I will bring the warm glass, you bring that dirty little hole..... MUAH

Posted at 3:04AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Big Mike

79. She's just an average looking girl with a boob job. Why is this even remotely interesting? This person is not even famous. One reality show does not make someone into a celebrity.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 11th 2007 by heidi

80. she's a little ho with plastic boobs, but she looks great

Posted at 10:14PM on Jul 9th 2007 by george

81. fake boobs are not attractive when you actually have to touch them or see them uncovered - yuck. Trashy, porn star stuff.

Posted at 10:09PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Rudy

82. What are we? A silicon worshipping nation? Her boobs are so overdone!

This "half a cantalope bolted to the chest look "is totally unnatural looking and screams out "I have the biggest boobs money could buy."

Posted at 9:06AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Rocky

83. ok, so I know her boobs are fake, but this whole photo looks photoshopped, the bikini looks as fake as the boobs.....

Posted at 10:18PM on Jul 9th 2007 by jkzizzle

84. whats up with the flipper for a foot?

Posted at 10:31PM on Jul 9th 2007 by bob

85. She can try all she wants, but she will never be famous. People just don't like her. You reading this Heidi? People just don't like you.

Posted at 12:27AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Jen

86. Tall women kick ass!

Posted at 12:31AM on Jul 10th 2007 by RP

87. Fake but great!
Maybe you could do a story on someone who looks this good without fake boobs? Like Katherine Heigl maybe?

Posted at 1:26AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Liz

88. Simply stunning!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jul 10th 2007 by triad

89. Didn't she have implants put in? Who the hell is she anyway? It makes me angry when people talk about Demi Moore having such a good figure "at her age." Yeah, anyone can have beauty for enough money. But how many people look really good just from working out hard for it? And what is she, like 20? That is a really hard look to keep when a person ages, unless of course you have about 300,000, as Moore did for her makeover. It must be a horrible way to live your life.

Posted at 4:58AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Roberta

90. She physically looks great, but being with Spencer and how she is with Lauren Conrad shows her true colors. Have you ever met someone you thought looked nice and discovered their attitude made them ugly.....prime example.

Can't wait for The Hills to start back up!

Posted at 6:29AM on Jul 10th 2007 by HillsFan