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Heidi Montag's Flagtastic Figure

7/9/2007 4:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Heidi Montag showed off her, um, patriotic side, causing male onlookers to raise a salute.

Attention-vacuum Heidi went for a "casual stroll" on a SoCal beach, clad (sorta) in a bikini that demonstrated her support ... of America. Uh huh.

Get behind the flag, people!


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these lameasses are so pathetic they're probably reading this right now..if so, GO FIND ANOTHER CAREER! NOBODY WANTS YOU IN THIS INDUSTRY!! THERE ENOUGH PIN STRAIGHT LONG HAIRED FAKE BLONDES HERE GEESSH

2660 days ago


It's against the law to burn the flag- besides the fire would melt her boobs.

2660 days ago


Ummm THANK GOD FOR FAKE BOOBS! What are ya'll bitching about? She's hot!

2660 days ago


She looks darling! Go Heidi!!!

2660 days ago

Get Rid of Hollywoods Crack Whores NOW    

This is to Heidi,

I know you are probably reading this as you are a narcissistic bitch and will read anything with your name in it. You were a sideshow on the Hills. People like Audrina, LC, and Whitney. You were proven time and time again that you were as dumb as rocks. Someone with your I.Q. should have just stayed stripping at the clubs by the airport. By prancing around in your bikini you really are proving you are nothing more than a stripper.
Please go away.
Hollywood is full of dumb blondes with douche-bag boyfriends.
We just dont have to look at them on these websites.


P.S. Tell your bitch ass boyfriend "La Douche" he needs to do something with those massive caps that he has on his teeth. He looks like a cross of Mr. Ed and a used car salesman.

2660 days ago

Big Mike    

I would drink her piss out of a warm glass.... then I would run my lips across the dirtiest little spot on her body (her poop hole).... Then, to top it all off, I would punch that loser boyfirend of hers in his frankenstein looking face.... Ahhhh, now that would be a good night.... Hey Heidi, look me up when your ready for some real nasty fun..... I will bring the warm glass, you bring that dirty little hole..... MUAH

2660 days ago


She's just an average looking girl with a boob job. Why is this even remotely interesting? This person is not even famous. One reality show does not make someone into a celebrity.

2660 days ago


she's a little ho with plastic boobs, but she looks great

2660 days ago


fake boobs are not attractive when you actually have to touch them or see them uncovered - yuck. Trashy, porn star stuff.

2660 days ago


What are we? A silicon worshipping nation? Her boobs are so overdone!

This "half a cantalope bolted to the chest look "is totally unnatural looking and screams out "I have the biggest boobs money could buy."

2660 days ago


ok, so I know her boobs are fake, but this whole photo looks photoshopped, the bikini looks as fake as the boobs.....

2660 days ago

Get Rid of Hollywoods Crack Whores NOW    

whats up with the flipper for a foot?

2660 days ago


She can try all she wants, but she will never be famous. People just don't like her. You reading this Heidi? People just don't like you.

2660 days ago


Tall women kick ass!

2660 days ago

Whippet Good    

Fake but great!
Maybe you could do a story on someone who looks this good without fake boobs? Like Katherine Heigl maybe?

2660 days ago
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