Train Wrecks
Britney: Taco Belle

Wearing an athletic tee that says "NO PUSHOVER," and apparently NO BRA, a brown-haired Brit-Brit resisted the siren call of the chalupa at a recent gas station bathroom break.

The toxic fashion disaster singer was spotted making a pit stop in Malibu while a mystery man/friend waited in her idling Mercedes. Britney had time to secure a new crapariffic ammo belt from a local military surplus store.

After checking her Cher-weave, Miss Thing skipped a run for the border. When ya gotta go, ya'll gotta go!




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181. Sandrine te doy frijoles para tu gas. Tu y Britney estan muy feas! Yuk!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:59PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sandrine\\\'s mamma

182. so i hate to admit it but... i seriously still love britney. i always will. shes just having a rough time right now. she'll pull through, i hope.

Posted at 8:42PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Hopers

183. Sandrine, tu solamente eres la preita muy fea! Comprende?Tu y La Britney son muy babosas.

Posted at 8:15PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sandrine's mamma

184. Is that the only lame crap that you got? LMFAO!

Vete a la mierda tu puta baracha

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sandrine

185. Sandrine, largate al demonio con la Britney! Tu eres muy loca stupida preita. Come frijioles y caca con britney Adios muy fea! Tu madre te odia!

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sandrines mama

186. Yo soy una fea cabrona.

Posted at 8:57PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sara

187. How can anyone like britney.
she is such a mess.

Posted at 11:13PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Dave

188. No man in his right mind would ever date Britney. She is bad news.

Posted at 11:20PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Cat Stevns

189. britney has no taste in clothes, makes you wonder how she has gotten this far in her pathetic life.

Posted at 11:24PM on Jul 11th 2007 by fashion girl

190. Briteny looks fine. She just had two beautiful children. Back to back. That naturally puts weight on you. It just takes a little time to lose the baby fat. All she needs to do is eat healthy, and exercise.

Lots of fruits, vegetables, lean meat, chicken, and fish. Watch out for the mercury contamination in large predator fish like Salmon. Adequate hydration. And exercise. The current medical recommendation is at least an hour and a half a day for most people. More is better, as long as you avoid injuries. But as little as a 30mi brisk walk 4 to 5 days a week can significantly reduce your chance of getting breast cancer, and other diseases.

If it would be helpful to her. Briteny could hire a personal trainer to help her establish a flexible, and safe workout plan, and to monitor her workout progress. And there are many sources on the internet that can be of help too. What ever plan she uses. The best time to exercise is usually after you wake. When you are still fresh.

Some high caliber athletes workout twice a day for a while to get back in shape. The so called two a days. Although I think that is to much for a new mother with small children. I hated 2 a days. I could never get enough food down to keep my energy level up. As Briteny is a professional dancer, and performer. I would consider Briteny a high caliber athlete. And she should handle her-self, and her body like one.

Having children is especially hard on professional women like Briteny who are the bread winners. And basically the head of the household. Because from when you get pregnant. Until long after they have their babies. Very powerful hormones work on their bodies, and minds to turn their whole being into a mother. And this often conflicts with their life as the bread winner, and head of the household.

This is why so many professional women have problems with the baby blues, and PPD. There is two much pressure to play the role of bread winner, and head of house. When their body, and mind is telling them to let that go for now. And go with the feelings of motherhood. It’s so hard on them. But with lots of positive help, and good emotional support. They adapt, and do just fine. But they need a lot of physical, and emotional support. Especially when they are the bread winner too.

All the best :-)

PF

Posted at 3:20AM on Jul 12th 2007 by Paris Fan

191. i have to say its a shame britney has went from a mega star to this. but thats her choice, shes worth 45 million or whatever and she has been told what to do her whole life. she wants to go out and party and have fun. maybe she is partying too hard and she has 2 kids, def not a good look, but thats her choice. all of u on this message board would be partying too if you were in her shoes too, so dont even be a hypocrit. she has paps chasing her wherever she goes, any little thing turns into a huge deal, thats alot of pressure on someone. everyone should just leave her alone and worry about themselves. i love britney she is gorgeous and will make a comeback and everyone will finally shut up! god bless britney spears!

Posted at 9:54AM on Jul 12th 2007 by joey migs

192. More tacos for the pig.
Britney is gross.

Posted at 12:06PM on Jul 12th 2007 by lion

193. why does that fat little pig still make a fool of her self and her family.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 12th 2007 by tigger

194.
karma is getting to the idiot Britney! IIn the end she will be left a nobody.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Marylynn

195. Britney's kids will abandon her just as she has abandoned her Dear old mother. Things always come back the way they were dished out.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Dave

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