Train Wrecks
Britney: Taco Belle

Wearing an athletic tee that says "NO PUSHOVER," and apparently NO BRA, a brown-haired Brit-Brit resisted the siren call of the chalupa at a recent gas station bathroom break.

The toxic fashion disaster singer was spotted making a pit stop in Malibu while a mystery man/friend waited in her idling Mercedes. Britney had time to secure a new crapariffic ammo belt from a local military surplus store.

After checking her Cher-weave, Miss Thing skipped a run for the border. When ya gotta go, ya'll gotta go!




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76. Oh! I made a typo! I meant called. Wouldn't want Janice to bitch at me.

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Miss Piss

77. Sandrine,
Any country that eat's "HORSES" as a wonderful dinner
needs to really and quite truly rethink what she has written, even though
France gets the horsemeat from the U.S.
Tell you what, we will send Brit to you in exchange for leaving the
american horses alone.....
Alexa.

Peace

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Alexa

78. Your should be you're. lol

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice

79. here we go again. another photog up someone's butt taking pictures, and then another nasty article. do you really expect her to be perfect ALL of the time? yes, she does have cameras around her 24/7, and I agree that she should be wearing a bra, but is it really that bad?! We comment on dumb posts like this and it just fuels the fire - it's not even news anymore, it's just another pic and another nasty description. TMZ must not be having Paris over today, so they're bored and want someone to pick on...

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Shelly

80. Je ne mange pas les chevalles.

Posted at 1:24PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Sandrine

81. He wrote it right here, so I did look it up.

50. Yes, laughin is a word, moron, Janice. You are really reaching, aren't ya, ho? CHOKE!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Dara

82. People! Just ignore Sandrine! Then she will go away!

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Heada

83. Hey Heada,

Do you have dirty knees?

Posted at 1:31PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Laura

84. Looks like a crystal meth hag from trailer 2b in Flat Rock ,Mississippi

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Al

85. Hey, I don't wear a bra either but she should at least wear a tank top or cami under her shirts.

Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Whatever!

86. Laura, Yes, I do! lol

Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Heada

87. I'am laughin.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Mike

88. Yes! Janice made a funny! Now we are getting somewhere! Dara is a little slow, though.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Miss Piss

89. Laura, I was going for Heda, as in Heda Hopper. Thought my version was funnier.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Heada

90. I don't think there is any hope for Dara.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Greg

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