Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

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181. For all the Canada bashers: How dare you people even comment on something you have obviously no clue about. Maybe you don't realize; however, the war that Canada's army has currently stepped into is that of the U S. We lose brave and dedicated men and women every day for a cause that has nothing to do with us – but our troops are there out of respect for our allies and the men and women who lost their lives to terrorism (RESPECT – look up the definition). If you have something to say about celebutards or even personal opinions of Canadian cities, FINE… but leave our troops out of it.
I have visited the States on numerous occasions and met some very wonderful people… however it amazes me how many ignorant people I have encountered on this blog (you should all be ashamed of yourselves and the way you make the people in the States look) – then again hiding behind a computer talking trash must be pretty satisfying. Get a life... or get a clue!!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 11th 2007 by AMAZED

182. To #128 Colby

too frickin' funny
Thankx for the laugh

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Garfield

183. Shannon (comment #7) you got that right! I'm from Calgary and TMZ better find people to write the facts about something before they open their big mouths! Look up the Calgary Stampede...it's attended by people from all over the world, and it's not just a "rodeo". Duh. Get your facts right.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Sassy

184. He was trying to protect the public from seeing her hideous face in another publication.
Instead of putting a pillow over her face, the man should be stuffing some food down her mouth. I am sure this lady is tired of everyone commenting on - how hagardly she looks.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Send her 2 the slammer

185. I can't understand why joel is with this crack addict.
Maybe she is the mother of his child( which is heading for ICU)
He looked so much better with hilary duff, I guess her being attractive kind of deflected from his horsehead.
I can see why duff is mad, who wants to lose their man to a crack addict with zombie hands. Hopefully joel will get tired of humping those bones and go back to hillary.

Posted at 11:12PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Run back 2 duff joel

186. Nicole Richie got skinny again!Not only that, but she made a somehow
disturbing comment in an email invitation that she sent to her
friends for a Memorial Day party she and Mischa Barton organised.
Towards the end of the email (which you can read below) she wrote:
"There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds
allowed in. Start starving yourself now."Nicole's publicist defends
the email saying she was just having some fun and didn't mean to
offend anyone."Clearly, she is thumbing her nose at the people in
rehab," Dr. Joyce Brothers told In Touch. "It's a huge form of acting
out, and it shows that the treatment for her eating disorder did not
do any good."The party was at Nicole Richie's friend Masha Gordon's,
and according to In Touch most of the guests drank beer and ate
barbecue, but "Nicole didn't eat anything," a spywitness snitches to
In Touch.Nutritionist Dr. Majid Ali tells In Touch: "I would place
Nicole's weight at about 83 pounds. At 5'1", She is a sack of
bonesPS. Her real name is: Nicole Camille Escovedo Her father was in
lionel richies band. He couldn't afford to take care of her.Lionel
adopted her at age 2

Her Aunt is the famous drummer Shelia E.
Her real father is Michael Peter Escovedo , a drummer as well.

Shelia E. is very pretty.. Nicole looks like day old crap.
No wonder joel is hiding her face.
She needs to eat something and maybe then she would look 1/10 as good as her famous aunt.

Joel really picked a winner with nicole.. he left hillary duff for a woman that looks like a crack addict

Posted at 11:58PM on Jul 11th 2007 by feed nicole somebody

187. Her public records:

1] Caucasian, Black Creole and Hispanic extraction.
Father: Peter Michael Escovedo (musician, musical director on The Wayne Brady Show)
Father: Lionel Richie (adoptive father)
Mother: Brenda Harvey-Richie (adoptive mother)
Boyfriend: Tobey Maguire (briefly dated)
Boyfriend: Justin Guarini (singer, dated 2005)
Boyfriend: Adam Goldstein (aka Los Angeles DJ A.M., dated 2005-06)
Boyfriend: Jeff Goldblum (actor, briefly dated 2006)
Boyfriend: Brody Jenner (son of Bruce Jenner, dated 2006)
Boyfriend: Joel Madden (musician, Good Charlotte, dated 2006-)


High School: Montclair Prep, Van Nuys, CA
University: University of Arizona (dropped out)


Environmental Media Association
Adopted
Drug Possession: Heroin Malibu, CA (Feb-2003)
Driving with a Suspended License Malibu, CA )Feb-2003)
Intervention (Nov-2006), according to press reports
Driving While Intoxicated Burbank, CA (11-Dec-2006)
Risk Factors: Smoking, Heroin, Marijuana


All these are public files.. I am just informing all the people which think nicole is so innocent. she is a known heroin addict. How many do you look up to her now?
This is not an invasion of privacy, if it is all public record.

Posted at 12:43AM on Jul 12th 2007 by Nicole busted on TMZ, pregnant heroin addict!!

188. Her poor baby will have major problems... having a junkie as a mom...
I wonder what kind of father he will be... dealing with 2 kids
Nicole and the newborn..lol

Posted at 12:45AM on Jul 12th 2007 by Nicole busted on TMZ, pregnant heroin addict!!

189. Calgary Stampede is in Playboys top 10 parties in the world - its probably for the best that TMZ refers to it as an A-list rodeo, it's packed enough as it is!!!! Giddy-up!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 12th 2007 by canadian gurl

190. I live by Calgary and have attended the Stampede before. It's a huge event, not just a stupid rodeo. I like the stampede and I DEFINATELY don't like rodeos. Just cause it's in Calgary, Alberta Canada doesn't mean that there's only cowboys around here. In fact, I just saw Gwen Stefani at the Saddledome on the Stampede grounds last month.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Steph

191. Nicole is a fugly skank......
She is a heroin addicted ballerina girl ...LOL

Posted at 9:20PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Nicole is a fake

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