Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Nicole Richie

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31. Oh Lucky,
You are why we make fun of Americans.
LOL

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 10th 2007 by c.

32. abort please abort!! the baby is hooked--no talent FREAK GIRL !

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Juli

33. It must be nice to be so confident of what will happen that one can leave the states. I would have deffinately gone to court-whether or not she needed to be or not. It shows respect and that one cares.
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Posted at 6:30PM on Jul 10th 2007 by jProud American Author

34. So what?

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 10th 2007 by debbie

35. This is an American website. You suck Canada

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 10th 2007 by leatherface

36. Yeah #8!! Well put!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Shannon

37. check out calgarystampede.com and decide for yourself...

Seems like a pretty good gig to me.

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Shannon

38. bomb Canada and invade Mexico

Posted at 6:37PM on Jul 10th 2007 by howard stern

39. Dear Leatherface.
What an eloquent sentence - you must be well educated and enjoy many quality friendships. Have you ever travelled outside of your basement?

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

40. White trash at its best,haha

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Steve

41. Jelly bean collector seeks half chewed and partially digested black jelly beans. Will pay top dollar.

Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Terrence&Phillips

42. Bomb Canada? LOL that would take like 5 minutes. I think their military consists of 1 take and Bi plane LOL

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

43. sorry typing too fast I meant one tank

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

44. Just kidding I like Canada

Posted at 6:46PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

45. It's extremely obvious that you Canadians are angry you have to live there & you are just jealous of us. If America is so stupid then why do you spend time reading this American website?

Posted at 6:46PM on Jul 10th 2007 by jennilyn

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