Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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46. Bomb Canada? LOL that would take like 5 minutes. I think their military consists of 1 take and Bi plane LOL

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

47. sorry typing too fast I meant one tank

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

48. I just cant believe how ignorant you americans can be well I guess I can but even so Canada is its own country and it is bigger than the U.S. but I bet you didnt know that either just like you dont know much else but useless celebrity news that is yes entertaining but still useless.

Posted at 9:00PM on Jul 10th 2007 by annoyed with ignorant americans

49. It's extremely obvious that you Canadians are angry you have to live there & you are just jealous of us. If America is so stupid then why do you spend time reading this American website?

Posted at 6:46PM on Jul 10th 2007 by jennilyn

50. Just kidding I like Canada

Posted at 6:46PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

51. bottom line...girlfriend is going to do some hardtime.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jul 10th 2007 by 2FARGONE

52. I am from Calgary and nobody cares if Nicole Ritchie is in town!!! But as for Good Charolette they are always welcome here! Oh and just for refrence... the Calgary Stampede is not just a damn rodeo!! Its a 10 day party with over a million people attending and few of those people are just here for the rodeo. There is alot more to the greatest outdoor show on earth then the damn rodeo, and with over a million people attending i think its pretty smart of Joel Madden to play here! ya think!!!

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Mags

53. ignorance....the Calgary Stampede is not "just a rodeo"....do your homework

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

54. wouldnt you be angry if you were canadian?

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

55. We all know canada exists..what else keeps the ice bergs from hitting a real country

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 10th 2007 by BobtheDog

56. Come to the Stampede - it's WAY more than a rodeo!
Educate yourself before making comments about which you know nothing!

Posted at 6:50PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Canadian Gurl

57. Is there any country outside of the US border that Americans do respect?

Yes,Canada is a small country, our population runs about 10% of our Southern neighbor, but we are a free and democratic nation. A nation that fights along with our US allies everyday in Afghanistan. We don't need mudslinging from either side of our long and peaceful border.



Posted at 6:55PM on Jul 10th 2007 by PicAxe

58. oh yeah, and to all you bashing Canada, I think we are a tad embarressed to share the BIGGER part of North America with your sad republican asses, and have even volunteered and have killed our own Canadian troops sent to war by that ass you Americans reelected into office...so get over yourselves...At this moment Americans are the most hated population of idiots in the world......b4 u do your hatred posts, look at the statistics...all brought on because you reelected Bush...can't blame noone but your selves...and your lazy assed peeps that didn't bother to vote...your country is going down the tubes......

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 10th 2007 by 2FARGONE

59. Yes us Canadian are so mad that we are not Americans.
I wish I could live in a country that I would have to worry about being attacked everyday.
America is so loved.
Go Bush GO.
Kill all of your own people by sending them off to war to finish a fight your father started.
Some peoples children.

Posted at 6:57PM on Jul 10th 2007 by c.

60. just keep the hell away from our arctic...oh, did you not see that we have annihilated you in every war ever had with u.s.?

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

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