Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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61. Hmmmm Calgary Stampede just a rodeo? Its a huge event, Calgary's a great town, as for Canadian gossip sites, heard of Lainey.com? awesome...and i seem to remember a certain prince ENJOYING himself and our lovely Canadian ladies, when was the last time a prince made out with an American?

Posted at 10:05PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Tamara

62. who cares if were hated... People will always hate the strong, rich and successful... Last time I checked we ARE THE ONLY SUPERPOWER.

Go shovel snow LOL. Poor Canadians....

Posted at 6:55PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

63. #61. asked "what is Canada"????
typical question by a typical American. I lived on the west coast for years and when i said where i was from, every person...right from Napa Valley down to San Diego asked the same question..."do you guy's drive on the same side of the road as we do???"
yeah...tragic....

Posted at 6:57PM on Jul 10th 2007 by 2FARGONE

64. you know why Canadians are posting? because we looked up Canada on the Canadian invented internet! Get over yourselves.

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

65. I would suggest the border patrol NOT let her back into the country.

Posted at 7:00PM on Jul 10th 2007 by TBA

66. Errrr....why do so many morons access the comment sections of gossip blogs anyway? How did they retain the basic instructions inside their itty bitty little almond sized brains?

I mean if you're going to insult a nation, try to at least come up with stuff that doesn't make you look like a complete inbred. Oooo....one tank....aren't you a clever one! No one ever came up with that joke before. Ooooo...Canada isn't a 'real' country. Well, please to be defining what constitutes a 'real country'. Go for it, I need the laugh anyway.

Posted at 7:01PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Vampy

67. The Calgary Stampede is the perfect place for Nicole, as the Canadians have said, parties and beer guzzling, along with your stereotypical Brokeback Mtn type activities. The perfect enviroment for an Adderall popping spoiled brat. Please keep her skinny ass up there in the tundra, amybe we can sent up some more headline stealing trash like Britney, Paris and a host of others.

Posted at 7:03PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Otis

68. wow, that is difficult, since most of your Talented comedians are CANADIAN!!!

Posted at 7:05PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

69. And FYI America: We don't hate you. We look down on you because you're like some maladjusted moron that walks around pulling down his pants randomly because he doesn't understand how inappropriate and obnoxious that is. Your lack of understanding of the world and the people around you is embarassing to us as your distant cousins.

However, you ARE entertaining, and we enjoy sitting around in our parkas in our igloos watching your TV shows and surfing the internet which you have so gloriously transformed into a revenue-generating source (as such is your nature).

And if you invade Canada - start by bombing Toronto and Montreal, they're just like you except they pay more taxes. But I wouldn't lay my money on you understanding geography enough to accomplish anything.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by dingdongdan

70. Dear Lucky
Do not insult the Canadian Military. 6 more troops died in Afghanistan on the weekend bringing to 66 the number of Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) personnel killed in Afghanistan—a fatality total second only to that of the US among the 37 states that have participated in the US-led, NATO-backed occupation of Afghanistan.
They are trying to help clean up the mess over there and don't deserve your uninformed,
feeble attempt at humor.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

71. We can only be so lucky to have a country like Canada on our border. Beautiful country with good people. To you A-holes and small minds who diss it, you've probably never been there.

To you Canadians who want to get into a pissing war with these small minds, don't lower yourselves.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by TBA

72. #70 yawn... suck it.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

73. her as a mom? you've got to be kidding! @$%*&#! some chicks really really don't need to reproduce..and she is one of the many. and joel, what the hell are you still doing with her? you already did her (disgustingly enough looking at a skeleton)

Posted at 7:11PM on Jul 10th 2007 by bomb hollyweird

74. he Calgary Stampede is party central!

Posted at 11:23PM on Jul 10th 2007 by frenchy

75. we will bet Paris gave her that advoce///lolololol

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 10th 2007 by JEZ

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