Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

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61. wow, that is difficult, since most of your Talented comedians are CANADIAN!!!

Posted at 7:05PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

62. And FYI America: We don't hate you. We look down on you because you're like some maladjusted moron that walks around pulling down his pants randomly because he doesn't understand how inappropriate and obnoxious that is. Your lack of understanding of the world and the people around you is embarassing to us as your distant cousins.

However, you ARE entertaining, and we enjoy sitting around in our parkas in our igloos watching your TV shows and surfing the internet which you have so gloriously transformed into a revenue-generating source (as such is your nature).

And if you invade Canada - start by bombing Toronto and Montreal, they're just like you except they pay more taxes. But I wouldn't lay my money on you understanding geography enough to accomplish anything.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by dingdongdan

63. We can only be so lucky to have a country like Canada on our border. Beautiful country with good people. To you A-holes and small minds who diss it, you've probably never been there.

To you Canadians who want to get into a pissing war with these small minds, don't lower yourselves.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by TBA

64. Dear Lucky
Do not insult the Canadian Military. 6 more troops died in Afghanistan on the weekend bringing to 66 the number of Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) personnel killed in Afghanistan—a fatality total second only to that of the US among the 37 states that have participated in the US-led, NATO-backed occupation of Afghanistan.
They are trying to help clean up the mess over there and don't deserve your uninformed,
feeble attempt at humor.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

65. #70 yawn... suck it.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 10th 2007 by lucky

66. her as a mom? you've got to be kidding! @$%*&#! some chicks really really don't need to reproduce..and she is one of the many. and joel, what the hell are you still doing with her? you already did her (disgustingly enough looking at a skeleton)

Posted at 7:11PM on Jul 10th 2007 by bomb hollyweird

67. we will bet Paris gave her that advoce///lolololol

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 10th 2007 by JEZ

68. When I speak of small minds....I'm referring to LUCKY(#71)

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 10th 2007 by TBA

69. A rodeo?? What, does the entire world revolve around southern California? Or do you just think that?

That "rodeo" attracts 1 million visitors every year, you ass.

Posted at 7:15PM on Jul 10th 2007 by carpedog

70. touche dingdongdan. i just heard Harper, and I so wish before 2009

Posted at 7:17PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

71. At last check, George Bush was not the Prime Minister of Canada, therefore he didn't order your troops to anywhere..so blame your elected officials. We all feel for the losses in these wars, but don't put it on America..it was your countries decision. If the Canadian style of government is so great with its health care ect.. why is it that only our cowards go there to live?

Posted at 7:18PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Otis

72. Why do Canadians come on here just to say crap about Americans? Why do people come on here just to correct others spelling? Cuz they are pathetic with nothin better to do in their sorry little lives.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Ben

73. just keep the hell away from our arctic...oh, did you not see that we have annihilated you in every war ever had with u.s.?

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

74. he must have something that the general public doesn't know about..MY GOD HE'S UGLY! Between him and Nicole that poor kid will have to get plastic surgery as soon at it's out of the womb!

Posted at 7:21PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Me

75. Lucky , quit changing your name to Ben you whiny baby

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 10th 2007 by rogersrabbitt

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