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Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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76. Both Canada and the US are amazing places to live! What's with the trash talk?

Posted at 11:23PM on Jul 10th 2007 by frenchy

77. When I speak of small minds....I'm referring to LUCKY(#71)

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 10th 2007 by TBA

78. touche dingdongdan. i just heard Harper, and I so wish before 2009

Posted at 7:17PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

79. At last check, George Bush was not the Prime Minister of Canada, therefore he didn't order your troops to anywhere..so blame your elected officials. We all feel for the losses in these wars, but don't put it on America..it was your countries decision. If the Canadian style of government is so great with its health care ect.. why is it that only our cowards go there to live?

Posted at 7:18PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Otis

80. Why do Canadians come on here just to say crap about Americans? Why do people come on here just to correct others spelling? Cuz they are pathetic with nothin better to do in their sorry little lives.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Ben

81. he must have something that the general public doesn't know about..MY GOD HE'S UGLY! Between him and Nicole that poor kid will have to get plastic surgery as soon at it's out of the womb!

Posted at 7:21PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Me

82. typical american arrogance tmz.calgary stampede one of biggest shows on earth.everything doesnt exist in good old USA

Posted at 7:58AM on Jul 11th 2007 by rock hard

83. Lucky , quit changing your name to Ben you whiny baby

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 10th 2007 by rogersrabbitt

84. Last comment..how can you take anyone seriously about anything, when their name is Dingdongdan????

Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Otis

85. Cody, you uneducated little moron. The US only had one war with Canada, and to get fully technical it was actually with England, since in 1812 Canada was still a British colony.

And neither side actually won the thing. If England won, you would have had a second war of Independance, and if you had won, we wouldn't be reading your idiotic attempts at using the history you know so little of to try to diss a country that in reality is your nations largest trading partner and provider of oil.

Otis. You might want to try reading the comment about our troops in Afganistan again. And read slow so that you fully grasp that the poster was not actually blaming the US. Idiot.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Vampy

86. Vampy, you douchebag...unless your a mindreader, you don't know who I was referring to. It was merely a statement of fact....whats wrong, can't handle the TRUTH?

Posted at 7:31PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Otis

87. why is she always hiding lately? it is so stupid. she looks ridiculous. like a little child. so immature.

Posted at 7:39PM on Jul 10th 2007 by annab

88. Vampy

You are obviously well read and educated. Remember -

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience. :)









Posted at 7:42PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

89. Vampy is just about the dumbest name you could pick. You are a class A moron.

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Drew Barrymore

90. Startmakingsense is an idiot named Janice

Posted at 7:46PM on Jul 10th 2007 by JG

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