Celebrity Justice
Nicole Runs for the Border, Joel Fluffs

With a court date tomorrow stemming from her DUI last December, Nicole "The Pillow" Richie did what any pregnant, emaciated, spoiled starlet would do -- flee the country! Oh, Canada!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

Nicole will be able to enjoy her time at the rodeo, because Wednesday's court date is a motions hearing -- for which she does not need to be present. So while Wrong Way Richie won't personally be attempting to get out of her DUI tomorrow, she'll still be knee-deep in bullsh**t!

Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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91. Actually, no I am not Janice - she's been mentioned earlier.

Posted at 7:49PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

92. you idiot # 85, look again at your largest supplier of oil, hello idiot

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

93. Janice is the spelling and grammar police, throwing hissy fits on here all day long. She's not quite as smart as she thinks she is.

Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 10th 2007 by JG

94. who actually cares? Canada, America, Canada, America, .........eFRIGGINnough.
My daughter plays ice hockey, 10 years and Olympic hopeful, we play tournaments in Canada all the time. But I could care less about a rodeo, Calgary, Houston. Oklahoma City, do not care. K? K.
Do not infer all Americans support Bush, and we have had 3, 600 MURDERED troops in Iraq, alone. Civilian count, I cannot find anywhere. Just as shameful.
Keep the curent Iraqi Invasion and country bashing off this blog. It is for entertainment. Although, incorrect spelling and deficient vocabularys piss me off!
I hope Nicole is seeking proper medical treatment for her baby, addict and anorexic that she, hopefully WAS and is no longer.

Peace, Canadiens included...............

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 10th 2007 by U.S.A needs2learn2spell

95. i'm sorry, it is hard to feel the entertainment all those murdered Iraq's are feeling...

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 10th 2007 by cody

96. JG

I see - Well I'm not Janice and I promise I won't throw hissy fits - and I would rather be entertained than bash.
And let's see - this all started with Nicole's poor malnourished baby and her pillow toting BF.
I wonder if she is going to make it back in time for court - ----

Posted at 8:04PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

97. OK startmakingsense, I'll take your word for it, You must not be Janice if you don't want to bash. You sound an awful lot like her. I think Nicole will make it back, she would be insane not to. She will probably get off with probation on this whole deal, if she stops acting like Paris, and trying to get out of it.

Posted at 8:10PM on Jul 10th 2007 by JG

98. JG
I'm surprised they are trying so hard to get out of this after she's been on air saying that she will own up to her mistakes.
We'll see if she makes it back in time from Calgary.

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Startmakingsense

99. Costa Mesa..where ya been dude?? Haven't seen you around lately

Posted at 8:24PM on Jul 10th 2007 by colby

100. Where the F**k you been lately, CostaMesaboy? You been slackin!

Posted at 8:25PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Not that day, anyway

101. I always knew that good old Joel was a fluffer

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 10th 2007 by colby

102. #93 If incorrect spelling pisses you off, then you piss me off!!! " Vocabularys" does not exist. The word is "Vocabularies" Say it slow, sound it out. Ignorance pisses me off, too. Such a wonderful word for an educated person. Annoy, perturb, displease, irritate. But an expert like you would know that. Loser! I don't think anyone cares about your daughter, either. Go to the PTA to brag. We do not care.

Posted at 8:31PM on Jul 10th 2007 by what???

103. She is trying to escape her court case.
It figures that nicole would try something like this.
One might think the appropiate thing to do is face her legal issues.
I hope the law goes to canada then brings her back in the country and doubles her jail time. I guess heroin is not 2 chic Nicole.

Posted at 8:40PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Nicole fought the law, but the law won :-)

104. Canada still sucks

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 10th 2007 by leatherface

105. 93 and 104----you people come on here looking to correct spelling??!!! Are there not other places to do this at, you have to attack people on a celeb blog to make yourselves feel superior? I have seen it all now. Weird frickin people!!

Posted at 8:37PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Seen the light

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