Jessica Simpson -- Upstaged on Her B-Day

31. I do need a life, you are right # 32 Jessica's Dad. But you are wrong about the bong hits. I abhor drug use of any kind and the panties and lipstick are your girl's. She left them here last night.

Posted at 2:26PM on Jul 11th 2007 by simonesdad2007

32. I agree with the other poster who said the model was begging for attention. She looks like a four year old hopping from foot to foot...trying not to pee herself

Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Just saying...

33. It doesn't look like Jessica is having a very happy birthday to me.

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Voice of Reason

34. Holy Corn Batman!! Girl has some serious Thunder Bumber going on at that photo shoot next door. jessica who?

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

35. BEAUTIFUL butt on that bikini GODDESS! I wanna eat out her butthole!YUMMY!

Hey FATTIES! Take note this is what us REAL MEN want NOT some tub of lard like A LOT of YOU reading this!

Posted at 8:48AM on Jul 12th 2007 by I'll RIM her !OMG,YESsssssssssssssssssssssss!!! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

36. You can pee in my mouth anytime!LOVE YA PRINCESS!

Posted at 12:44AM on Jul 12th 2007 by Dear Model Girl, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

37.
Jess had to go put on her fake gel butt underwear on

Posted at 2:01PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Al

38. Jessica is so much hotter than that model. you cant even see her face. Jess you have nothing to worry about.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Teresa

39. Too many men with low self esteem marry fatties but the poor bastards still wanna AT LEAST look at what a real hot girl looks like! Thank God for these bikini beauties for reminding US MEN that not all females are FAT SLOBS!

ANYONE WHO DATES A FATTY HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM NO NORMAL MAN WOULD WANT A TUB OF LARD! I'D RATHER TURN HOMO!

Posted at 12:44AM on Jul 12th 2007 by BIKINI GIRL WILL BE A STAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

40. never should have left Nick. He was such a good man, and now I here that he is certainly taking care of his new girlfriend with sex pics.

Lonely Jess on her birthday with no friends, no man, a vibrator and her dog Daisy. WOW her life is pathetic

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 11th 2007 by LuvToLaugh

41. What did she expect? The Silver Spoon Beach House is a swag suite. Its sole purpose is to attract publicity for the vendors who put their products in the house. The photographers are there all summer long.

Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 11th 2007 by gatorgirl

42. Onion Ass......Brings a tear to my eye............

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Onion Ass..

43. I THINK THAT"S MARISSA MILLER, the hottest newest bikini model on the f'n planet. Think she was on the last SI Swimsuit cover and I know she was featured in it 2 years ago

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Tdog

44. I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 11th 2007 by terry

45. I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 11th 2007 by terry