Getting Into Paris' Pants Is About to Get a Lot Easier

31. This is a great idea! Here are some of the unique features of "Paris Jeans":

1) Built in spare condom pocket (holds up to 5!)

2) Zipper that extends through the crotch to the backside

3) the name www.TMZ.com stitched on the butt so you know where to see the pics

4) Special I phone pocket for the nerdy, trendy people to put their latest gadget of the month

5) Built in panties in case you forget to put them on

6) Microfiber allows easy removal of "stains"

6) Designed to come off faster than they go on.

Note to self. Sell all Macy's stock ASAP.

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 12th 2007 by pair us just go away

32. she should make clothes for dogs

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 12th 2007 by joey migs

33. "Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money".

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Kris Peterson

34. What is she going to do when her novelty wears off and she can't get into the clubs anymore? Or when the paps completely lose interest?

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 12th 2007 by meme

35. Why am I not surprised by this??? The scank is back to her old self...

Posted at 7:31PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Dee Wo

36.

Come ON haters......give the girl a break.

When you male haters pick up a date or your girlfriend...and she appears at the door with "Paris Jeans" on.

#1. Are You going to walk away?

#2. Are you now going to boycott Macy*s?

Let Ms. Hilton play out phase 2 of her life after jail.....

..........REMEMBER there has been so much press about her wanting to get involved with a cause and if she does nothing...THEN all should jump on her. The press will definitely call her out.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Robert Lombard

37. what an opportunistic scank

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 12th 2007 by (

38. Your all JERK'S, Paris is young and single and free to do what she wants. I think see is Great.

Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Logan Dren

39. I feel the same as EMW!

SHE NEEDS TO BE DE-FAMED! FAST!

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 12th 2007 by S

40. Paris ~ I nor my friends and family will never support anything you try to bring to retail. Do hard working folk need to pad your wallet???? And tell me, how much of the sales will go to a charity, like breast cancer or underpriviledged children, or cell research, or cancer research, or even that house you were going to build for women that are released from jail and have no place to go? Are you going to donate some of the proceeds to any of these worthwhile charities, huh Paris?

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Scalie

41. Paris has some nerve making money off her prison release by parading in those ugly skinny jeans.

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Dave

42. Paris- Myself, my friends and family will buy whatever you are selling! Even if it's only to po the haters! Glad you are back! :)

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Anonymous

43. Anderson Cooper is gay.

Gloria Vanderbilt was a designer.

Paris Hilton knows squat about designing clothes, but her sister went to design school. Why does Paris have the more notorious name of the two sisters?

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 12th 2007 by x

44. Honey, the only way hard working people will buy these jeans, is if they are tagged as such "so much will be going to a specific charity". Other than that, my bet is that they will hang on the rack. If Macy has decided to give her a purchase order, they will expect her to move the jeans that she has guaranteed. If not, her brand name jeans will be out as fast as they came in. Remember, this is prime real estate and she "ain't no" Gloria, whose jeans are still selling, by the way!!!! You guys think hard working mothers are crazy. They don't stand for what Paris stands for, and will not let their young girls wear her jeans. Not hating, just living in the bible belt!

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Scalie

45. In the end.. gloria vanderbilt attached her name to anything.. from cheap glasses to cheap perfume....

Has gloria vanderbilt done anything for the working women or the homeless????

Posted at 5:06PM on Jul 12th 2007 by paris is ok...