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Greasy's Girl Not So Greasy

Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!!

Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.

And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!




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16. nice to see that TMZ is adding to the American delusion that "twigs on a stick" are hot. Way to help out those with body image and/or eating disorders. Good job. Intelligent.

Posted at 4:56PM on Jul 12th 2007 by luv1

17. IS THAT HIS NIPPLE ABOUT TO POKE HER ARM??? YIKES

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 12th 2007 by autoo

18. What medical condition would make any human being be so greasy? Maybe he should try showering once in a while

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 12th 2007 by I'm in love

19. Normally when you see a goodlooking girl with an ugly guy you figure it must be personality or money. We all know Greasy's personality so if this girl can look at herself in the morning (after she wipes the oil slick off her) then more power to her as she spends the cash. Sadly, Hollywood is a place where being normal won't get you anywhere and this girl probably wants to party with Paris and drink $500 bottles of champagne at the club. He did slim down fast ... he still has lovehandle paunch and his face looks like a cross between Sylvester Stallone (now) and Liz Taylor (now) ... but he's still a rude, thoughtless little pig who is slightly less ugly than before.

Posted at 5:01PM on Jul 12th 2007 by E

20. Thought he and Paris were tight. Wonder if she knows he's cheating on her?

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 12th 2007 by naked girl

21. lets remember he dated mischa barton... he obviously isnt so bad

Posted at 5:03PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Captain Tina

22. Remember that Micsha dumped him. She is usually drunk and stoned anyway so who can say anything about her choice in men

Posted at 5:09PM on Jul 12th 2007 by naked girl

23. I thought this guy's family really didn't have money it was all on paper.

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Dawn

24. I don't like when heavy guys put their arm on you like that, they are resting all their poundage on ya! I see women leaning to one side almost falling down! loose weight or don't use your girl as a couch arm!

Posted at 5:18PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Abby

25. There are some really insecure people out there. Neither one of them is bad looking. I'd like to see what all of you look like especially in a swimsuit. He may be a jerk, don't know or care but he's pretty darn cute. And she obviously has no figure issues!

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Liz

26. Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck
She is pushing him away.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Give me chocolate....

27. I'm Australian! and this outrages me!

She's gorgeous and down to earth and he's disgusting (love the nickname by the way).

I thought we had more taste than that!

Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 12th 2007 by I

28. ewwwww
yuck
I cannot stand him!
smug!

Posted at 6:02PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Lali

29. Shelia Bear is not the optimal Bear name for her. Obviously she should be Koala Bear.

Posted at 6:05PM on Jul 12th 2007 by nonono

30. Thats the only reason shes there.

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 12th 2007 by P

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