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Greasy's Girl Not So Greasy

Posted Jul 12th 2007 4:15PM by TMZ Staff

Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!!

Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.

And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!

Tags: australian, beach, bikini, brandon davis, BrandonDavis, cheyenne tozzi, CheyenneTozzi, firecrotch, girlfriend, greasy bear, GreasyBear, leopard print, LeopardPrint, miami, model

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31. Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck
She is pushing him away.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Give me chocolate....

32. ewwwww
yuck
I cannot stand him!
smug!

Posted at 6:02PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Lali

33. Thats the only reason shes there.

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 12th 2007 by P

34. Damn, Brandon, get out of the water! You're making it all murky.

Posted at 6:19PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Just Say No To Crisco

35. Poor Greasy, he has Dunlap Disease. His belly dun-lapped over his belt!!! GAWD he is gross!!! That girl he is with must have thrown up her integrity and taste with her last meal. Money talks for sure.

Posted at 6:29PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Yikes-A-Hooty

36. Greasy bear provides his own lubrication!!

Posted at 6:39PM on Jul 12th 2007 by kimmie

37. I don't give a rat's a$$ as to how much money he has...he is just flat out nasty looking. You'd think with all the money he'll inheirit he'd do something to clean his slimy self up! Course if you inheirit money it doesn't mean you inheirit brains/class or even good hygene skills.

When he called Lindsay a "firecrotch", I really wish someone would have said to him, "Dude, ya should really look in the mirror before you cast any stones at someone else!" Lindsay may be an addict, but at least she knows what soap & water is. He reminds me of the slime I had to clean out of tub drain once. He makes the Toxic Avenger look like a high priced model!!!

If my mom ever saw a picture of him, she'd want to take a out a wire scrub brush. She knows how to get dirt, grease & grime out!! Oh, that reminds me! I need to pick up some Comet! Thanks Greasy Bear, I knew there was something missing from my list!

Posted at 6:52PM on Jul 12th 2007 by glynne64

38. Wheres his brother Gummi? We havent seen him in a while

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 12th 2007 by lucky

39. He happens to be very good-looking, I'd like to see what all you beautiies who keep insulting him look like. He has a nice face and if he'd stop putting that junk in his hair he would look even better.

Posted at 8:40PM on Jul 12th 2007 by IFORGET

40. i think he's kinda sexy - I like big tough looking guys

Posted at 10:18PM on Jul 12th 2007 by not bad

41. Hmm...something about this pic looks familiar...Mischa Barton (look-a-like) maybe?

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 12th 2007 by Miss NYC Fashion Pants

42. Run away! Run away!

Posted at 8:12AM on Jul 13th 2007 by rminva

43. DEFINITELY A GOLD DIGGER...Just like her Mum

Posted at 2:20AM on Jul 13th 2007 by Alle

44. I just have to ask Cheyenne Tozzi, how does it feel to be touched by the "Greasy Bear?" I just have to believe that deserves a HUGE.....PEU!!!!

Posted at 6:15AM on Jul 13th 2007 by Laughing My Ass Off

45. Look at their body language -- they're not sweethearts!