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Greasy's Girl Not So Greasy

7/12/2007 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!!

Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.

And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!


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31.

name withheld    

Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck
She is pushing him away.

2627 days ago
32.

Lali    

ewwwww
yuck
I cannot stand him!
smug!

2627 days ago
33.

Paul    

Thats the only reason shes there.

2627 days ago
34.

Those Bracelets Aren't From Tiffany    

Damn, Brandon, get out of the water! You're making it all murky.

2627 days ago
35.

Yikes-A-Hooty    

Poor Greasy, he has Dunlap Disease. His belly dun-lapped over his belt!!! GAWD he is gross!!! That girl he is with must have thrown up her integrity and taste with her last meal. Money talks for sure.

2627 days ago
36.

kimmie    

Greasy bear provides his own lubrication!!

2627 days ago
37.

glynne1964    

I don't give a rat's a$$ as to how much money he has...he is just flat out nasty looking. You'd think with all the money he'll inheirit he'd do something to clean his slimy self up! Course if you inheirit money it doesn't mean you inheirit brains/class or even good hygene skills.

When he called Lindsay a "firecrotch", I really wish someone would have said to him, "Dude, ya should really look in the mirror before you cast any stones at someone else!" Lindsay may be an addict, but at least she knows what soap & water is. He reminds me of the slime I had to clean out of tub drain once. He makes the Toxic Avenger look like a high priced model!!!

If my mom ever saw a picture of him, she'd want to take a out a wire scrub brush. She knows how to get dirt, grease & grime out!! Oh, that reminds me! I need to pick up some Comet! Thanks Greasy Bear, I knew there was something missing from my list!

2627 days ago
38.

lucky    

Wheres his brother Gummi? We havent seen him in a while

2627 days ago
39.

IFORGET    

He happens to be very good-looking, I'd like to see what all you beautiies who keep insulting him look like. He has a nice face and if he'd stop putting that junk in his hair he would look even better.

2627 days ago
40.

come on    

i think he's kinda sexy - I like big tough looking guys

2627 days ago
41.

Miss NYC Fashion Pants    

Hmm...something about this pic looks familiar...Mischa Barton (look-a-like) maybe?

2627 days ago
42.

rminva    

Run away! Run away!

2627 days ago
43.

Alle    

DEFINITELY A GOLD DIGGER...Just like her Mum

2626 days ago
44.

Mad As Hell    

I just have to ask Cheyenne Tozzi, how does it feel to be touched by the "Greasy Bear?" I just have to believe that deserves a HUGE.....PEU!!!!

2626 days ago
45.

Beezers    

Look at their body language -- they're not sweethearts!

2626 days ago
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