Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated

16. Damn there goes the celebration party we were planning!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 13th 2007 by fliptop

17. THIS IS A RICH GUY WHOM, INSTEAD OF BEING OUT THERE, AND HELPING PEOPLE , HAS NO TITLE AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THESE:
TOP TEN REASONS WHY BRANDON IS SOOOOOO NOT HOT:

1- FIRECROTCH WORD INVENTOR
2- OILY SON OF A B**** EEEEWWWWWW!
3- THINKS THAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS TOTALLY POOR, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO BRANDON "SHE ONLY HAS FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
(DAMN, BOY---TO US NORMAL, NON-HOLLYWOOD HUMANS, 5 MILLION DOLLARS WOULD MAKE US MORE THAN SET FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!)
4- ETERNAL PARTIER
5- HAS DRUNKEN TIRADES WHERE HE TELLS PEOPLE WHAT HE THINKS OF ONE OF THE WOMEN HE SUPPOSEDLY BEDDED: LINDS, AGAIN,
AKA TO BRANDON:AS FIRECROTCH
6- LIKES TO HANG OUT WITH EQUALLY TOXIC PEOPLE (PAAAAAARRRRIIIIIISSSSSSS) !!!!!!!!!
7- MAKES FUN OF OTHERS BUT DOES NOT REALIZE THAT HE IS A LAUGHING STOCK HIMSELF! WHAT WORK IS HE PRECISELY DOING TO MERIT HIS HAVING LOADS OF DOUGH?! OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT: HE DOES NOTHING!
8- WHICH BRINGS US TO ANOTHER CONCLUSION: BRANDON IS A MAJOR MOOCH!
9- HE HANGS AROUND GIRLS WHO PAY FOR HIS MEALS: A HOOCH MOOCH!
10- FINALLY, AS OF TODAY, BRANDON OILY HEIR TO WHATEVER, IS TRULY A WONDER. HE IS A MAJOR WASTE OF SPACE ON EARTH, AND EVERYONE SHOULD QUIT WRITING ABOUT HIM BECAUSE, WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU LATELY?!

ALL TOGETHER NOW: N-O-T-H-I-N-G, N- A- D- A-, N-I-E-N-T-E, Z-I-P !!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 13th 2007 by someone had to tell the truth!

18. Who is this guy? And why is this the only place I've ever seen him? He's not attractive, doesn't seem to have done anything and TMZ seems to hate him. But if they hate him so much, why does he get what appears to be an innordinate amount of blog space? Is TMZ in some unholy alliance with do-nothing 13th tier "celebrities?" Think about it...most of the pages are about a bunch of do nothing but pose rich kids who would be invisible if not for TMZ. Am I the only one who's baffled?

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 13th 2007 by swampthing

19. wahhahaahhahahahah lol lolol omg I am rolling on the floor laughing from reading this piece, this writer is hillarious, I just love the way its put outthere, this "greasy" guy gets dumped on so much. Very funny stuff.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Angela

20. What is it with him and his brother being on TMZ EVERY day? Do they have something on Harvery? are they paying Havey and his staff their wages?Come on these 2 ugly fat spoiled brats get no other press except for TMZ...

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 13th 2007 by notafanofgrease

21. He looks like his Turkish father and his mother Nancy Davis.

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 13th 2007 by A

22. Take a damn shower and use a toner on your face!

Posted at 8:09PM on Jul 13th 2007 by debbie

23. I wouldn't usually wish ill will upon anyone, but this loser really has no purpose in any society.

Posted at 10:52PM on Jul 13th 2007 by dafna

24. Didn't even know he was reported dead until I logged on to this site today! I might have gone a year or two before I realized it if it were true. I have never even heard his name or seen a picture of him before TMZ.
This site is about all the guy has lol

Posted at 12:13AM on Jul 14th 2007 by Jay

25. Covering useless idle rich young adults ( no longer kids) is a TMZ specialty it seems.
They are under the impression we want to be them maybe and live through their every slug like move.
Instead most view them with total disrespect, discuss and laughter. Times are changing, we don't envy wealthy slackers anymore..

Posted at 12:44AM on Jul 14th 2007 by Frank

26. He looks a quart low, to me.

Posted at 4:24AM on Jul 14th 2007 by screamer

27. Hear he's been cut off by his rich family.

Posted at 10:00AM on Jul 14th 2007 by Snoopy