One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck

1. Was reading that Jack Nicholson is beefing up for a role as Santa in The Santaland Diaries, an adaptation of the famous David Sedaris story, with David Winkler to direct. Paul Colichman, Jeffrey Schenck and Stephen P. Jarchow exec produce for Regency. Produced for ABC Family's Christmas series.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Peter Darnton

2. Too much meat for vegetarians to look at. He's a great actor but it's best to keep some things under wraps.

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Barbara

3. Damn he is 70 and who cares what the hell you peons think!
He is JACK!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 13th 2007 by PHilton

4. Damn, I love that man!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 13th 2007 by mona

5. He's so talented. Who cares what he looks like. He's earned the right to look anyway he wants.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Carol

6. Your comments: Possibly one of the BEST actors EVER. I love every
single one of his
movies!!! LOVE HIM!! See this is what you call a REAL celebrity,
sorry Paris,Lohan, Richie, Spears, Beckhams, Sunset tan, Skanks next
door, and all you other F-list celebs. This is a real actor!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jul 13th 2007 by deelicious692

7. Aww...give him a break. He's earned his right to look any damn way he pleases! LOVE JACK!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Chewi

8. It was so refreshing to finally see a 'real' movie star amongst your daily grind of twenty somthing wannabes. Too bad you only added him to insult him on his sunblock and waistline. I think Jack deserves a little more respect than that. I do admit though....the photo's probably worthy of a TMZ contest for the best Nicholson caption

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Dianne Neffendorf

9. He has bigger boobs than I do!

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Susie Q

10. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! LOL, I crack myself up. But seriously, who cares...Jack you're the man! BTW, he looks great for 70.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 16th 2007 by Swanky

11. Suzie Q - I was just getting ready to type that!

Did he have implants?

Posted at 12:34PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Ima Bitch

12. Is it a hand of his current girlfriend on the left?

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Click

13. he wants to eat the bird

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 13th 2007 by dippen

14. #8 & 9..... Funny since there's is nothing bad to say about him all you have to talk about are his boobs??? those boobs have more talent than probably 99.9% of any wanna-be actors in Hollywood!

Posted at 1:32PM on Jul 13th 2007 by deelicious692

15. Ya ~ seriously Harvey you should check your writers. This is Jack Nicholson we are talking about ~ now when you talk about Nicole being skinny or some other non-talent being fat that is one thing, because that is all anybody cares about with them ~

We are talking about Jack Nicholson. U want the truth, you can't handle the truth. Who cares what he looks like vacationing on his yacht somewhere while your paps follow him around and take pics. Turn the camera on some of your fugly ass writers thats what I say.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Wow!