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One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck

7/13/2007 12:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds!

The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!

No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.

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Ace    

Was reading that Jack Nicholson is beefing up for a role as Santa in The Santaland Diaries, an adaptation of the famous David Sedaris story, with David Winkler to direct. Paul Colichman, Jeffrey Schenck and Stephen P. Jarchow exec produce for Regency. Produced for ABC Family's Christmas series.

2567 days ago
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Barbara    

Too much meat for vegetarians to look at. He's a great actor but it's best to keep some things under wraps.

2567 days ago
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PHilton    

Damn he is 70 and who cares what the hell you peons think!
He is JACK!

2567 days ago
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mona    

Damn, I love that man!

2567 days ago
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carol    

He's so talented. Who cares what he looks like. He's earned the right to look anyway he wants.

2567 days ago
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deelicious692    

Your comments: Possibly one of the BEST actors EVER. I love every
single one of his
movies!!! LOVE HIM!! See this is what you call a REAL celebrity,
sorry Paris,Lohan, Richie, Spears, Beckhams, Sunset tan, Skanks next
door, and all you other F-list celebs. This is a real actor!

2567 days ago
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Chewi    

Aww...give him a break. He's earned his right to look any damn way he pleases! LOVE JACK!

2567 days ago
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Dianne    

It was so refreshing to finally see a 'real' movie star amongst your daily grind of twenty somthing wannabes. Too bad you only added him to insult him on his sunblock and waistline. I think Jack deserves a little more respect than that. I do admit though....the photo's probably worthy of a TMZ contest for the best Nicholson caption

2567 days ago
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schek    

He has bigger boobs than I do!

2567 days ago
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Your mom    

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! LOL, I crack myself up. But seriously, who cares...Jack you're the man! BTW, he looks great for 70.

2567 days ago
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LAME    

Suzie Q - I was just getting ready to type that!

Did he have implants?

2567 days ago
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Give cool a break    

Is it a hand of his current girlfriend on the left?

2567 days ago
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Dippen Zinzuvadia    

he wants to eat the bird

2567 days ago
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deelicious692    

#8 & 9..... Funny since there's is nothing bad to say about him all you have to talk about are his boobs??? those boobs have more talent than probably 99.9% of any wanna-be actors in Hollywood!

2567 days ago
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NO MUSLIMS FOR PRESIDENT    

Ya ~ seriously Harvey you should check your writers. This is Jack Nicholson we are talking about ~ now when you talk about Nicole being skinny or some other non-talent being fat that is one thing, because that is all anybody cares about with them ~

We are talking about Jack Nicholson. U want the truth, you can't handle the truth. Who cares what he looks like vacationing on his yacht somewhere while your paps follow him around and take pics. Turn the camera on some of your fugly ass writers thats what I say.

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