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7/13/2007 12:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck

Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds!

The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!

No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.

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Ace:  1676 days ago

Was reading that Jack Nicholson is beefing up for a role as Santa in The Santaland Diaries, an adaptation of the famous David Sedaris story, with David Winkler to direct. Paul Colichman, Jeffrey Schenck and Stephen P. Jarchow exec produce for Regency. Produced for ABC Family's Christmas series.

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Barbara:  1676 days ago

Too much meat for vegetarians to look at. He's a great actor but it's best to keep some things under wraps.

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PHilton:  1676 days ago

Damn he is 70 and who cares what the hell you peons think!
He is JACK!

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mona:  1676 days ago

Damn, I love that man!

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carol:  1676 days ago

He's so talented. Who cares what he looks like. He's earned the right to look anyway he wants.

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deelicious692:  1676 days ago

Your comments: Possibly one of the BEST actors EVER. I love every
single one of his
movies!!! LOVE HIM!! See this is what you call a REAL celebrity,
sorry Paris,Lohan, Richie, Spears, Beckhams, Sunset tan, Skanks next
door, and all you other F-list celebs. This is a real actor!

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Chewi:  1676 days ago

Aww...give him a break. He's earned his right to look any damn way he pleases! LOVE JACK!

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Dianne:  1676 days ago

It was so refreshing to finally see a 'real' movie star amongst your daily grind of twenty somthing wannabes. Too bad you only added him to insult him on his sunblock and waistline. I think Jack deserves a little more respect than that. I do admit though....the photo's probably worthy of a TMZ contest for the best Nicholson caption

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schek:  1676 days ago

He has bigger boobs than I do!

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Your mom:  1676 days ago

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! LOL, I crack myself up. But seriously, who cares...Jack you're the man! BTW, he looks great for 70.

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LAME:  1676 days ago

Suzie Q - I was just getting ready to type that!

Did he have implants?

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Give cool a break:  1676 days ago

Is it a hand of his current girlfriend on the left?

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Dippen Zinzuvadia:  1676 days ago

he wants to eat the bird

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deelicious692:  1676 days ago

#8 & 9..... Funny since there's is nothing bad to say about him all you have to talk about are his boobs??? those boobs have more talent than probably 99.9% of any wanna-be actors in Hollywood!

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NO MUSLIMS FOR PRESIDENT:  1676 days ago

Ya ~ seriously Harvey you should check your writers. This is Jack Nicholson we are talking about ~ now when you talk about Nicole being skinny or some other non-talent being fat that is one thing, because that is all anybody cares about with them ~

We are talking about Jack Nicholson. U want the truth, you can't handle the truth. Who cares what he looks like vacationing on his yacht somewhere while your paps follow him around and take pics. Turn the camera on some of your fugly ass writers thats what I say.

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