1. Was reading that Jack Nicholson is beefing up for a role as Santa in The Santaland Diaries, an adaptation of the famous David Sedaris story, with David Winkler to direct. Paul Colichman, Jeffrey Schenck and Stephen P. Jarchow exec produce for Regency. Produced for ABC Family's Christmas series.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Peter Darnton

2. Too much meat for vegetarians to look at. He's a great actor but it's best to keep some things under wraps.

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Barbara

3. Damn, I love that man!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 13th 2007 by mona

4. He's so talented. Who cares what he looks like. He's earned the right to look anyway he wants.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Carol

5. Your comments: Possibly one of the BEST actors EVER. I love every
single one of his
movies!!! LOVE HIM!! See this is what you call a REAL celebrity,
sorry Paris,Lohan, Richie, Spears, Beckhams, Sunset tan, Skanks next
door, and all you other F-list celebs. This is a real actor!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jul 13th 2007 by deelicious692

6. Damn he is 70 and who cares what the hell you peons think!
He is JACK!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 13th 2007 by PHilton

7. Aww...give him a break. He's earned his right to look any damn way he pleases! LOVE JACK!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Chewi

8. He has bigger boobs than I do!

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Susie Q

9. Suzie Q - I was just getting ready to type that!

Did he have implants?

Posted at 12:34PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Ima Bitch

10. Is it a hand of his current girlfriend on the left?

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Click

11. he wants to eat the bird

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 13th 2007 by dippen

12. Yea, he can look anyway he wants. He has deserved that much!

Posted at 12:53PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Mikey D

13. Hey TMZ, now this is refreshing. This is a STAR. This is what I would like to read about more often...real STARS. JACK has earned his star stripes...i.e., been a bad but good boy, bucked the academy system, made good movies, still making good movies. Hell he's 70 with name established, so why the hell TMZ would he want to have a 28 waist???? He still looks good to me!!!! By the way, you can bring on Peter Fonda and Bert Reynolds too!

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 13th 2007 by table1

14. JACK-SPRAT ate only fat
his bird ate only lean
and so between them both you see
they licked the platter clean

Posted at 1:01PM on Jul 13th 2007 by jack sprat

15. Jack ROCKS! He's one of the most gifted and entertaining actors of our time. Go on, Jack, eat all the pizza you want!

Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Flygirl