Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds! 
The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!
No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.
16. #9 & 8 since there is nothing bad to say about him all you can comment on are his boobs? His boobs probably have more talant than 99.9% of any actor in Hollywood!
Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 13th 2007 by deelicious692
17. Please ban the IP of Peter darnton or whoever he is. i'm tired of reading his spam about Colbert, Amy or David Sedaris. I get it, YOU WATCH THE DAILY SHOW now go to comedy centrals boards and post there.
Posted at 3:08PM on Jul 13th 2007 by WooHa23
18. Hey TMZ, now this is refreshing. This is a STAR. This is what I would like to read about more often...real STARS. JACK has earned his star stripes...i.e., been a bad but good boy, bucked the academy system, made good movies, still making good movies. Hell he's 70 with name established, so why the hell TMZ would he want to have a 28 waist???? He still looks good to me!!!! By the way, you can bring on Peter Fonda and Bert Reynolds too!
Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 13th 2007 by table1
19. Yea, he can look anyway he wants. He has deserved that much!
20. JACK-SPRAT ate only fat
his bird ate only lean
and so between them both you see
they licked the platter clean
Posted at 1:01PM on Jul 13th 2007 by jack sprat
21. Jack ROCKS! He's one of the most gifted and entertaining actors of our time. Go on, Jack, eat all the pizza you want!
Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Flygirl
22. Jack is "the man" what a great actor he is the best of the best for sure
Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 13th 2007 by west palm beach
23. plus I think he looks HOT for 70 goooo Jack
Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 13th 2007 by west palm beach
24. jack is a good actor, why are people taking pics of a 70 yr old man with his shirt off?
Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 13th 2007 by joey migs
25. Maybe the gull delivered the pizzas!
Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 13th 2007 by chewtoy45
26. Jack Nicholson can eat whatever he wants because everyone loves him and he has given us so much amazing talent on the screen.
Yeah, perhaps holding a pizza box is not a good thing.
Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 13th 2007 by jed
27. There is PLENTY bad to say about him. Do your homework! He has the morals of an alley cat! And probaly as many kittens !
Great actor but come on he is no saint to say the very least!
Oh, nice rack too.
Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Lisa
28. He's 70 years old for Pete's sake. He's intitled.
Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Rae
29. Jack could look anyway he wants and he would still be cool.
Posted at 3:22PM on Jul 13th 2007 by TBA
30. IT'S AMAZING HOW EASY GOING YOU ARE WHEN IT'S THE MEN THAT ARE FAT
BUT WHEN WOMAN CELEBS ARE OVERWEIGHT EVERY POSTING IS NEGATIVE.
GO F____ YOURSELVES !!!
Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 13th 2007 by JOLLY HAPPY
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