One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck

Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds!

The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!

No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.



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31. People please........ This man is seventy, he looks good. Do your grandparents look this good? I cant imagine many 70 year old with no shirt on looking perfect for the beach.

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Mella

32. That bird Must have a Death Wish. LOL

Posted at 5:31PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Toni

33. i hate that tmz makes fun of older people who have some weight on them!!!! what the heck, they're freaking old!!!! what do you expect??????? come on and give everyone a break... you guys are one of the bigger contributors to why there are anorexia and depression problems in the world, you should stop and begin to set an example in the right way, not the way you guys do.

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 14th 2007 by notabigtmzfanbutitsaddicting

34. Makes me smile to see that (mostly) everyone loves Jack. A real star!! And c'mon, how old do you have to be before you quit starving yourself to impress (lord know who)?

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 13th 2007 by jd

35. I love Jack.... he is a great...hey, whats a few extra pounds on a super star...!
YOU GO JACK .............(kiss)

Posted at 7:00PM on Jul 13th 2007 by nance

36. All the people who are saying "it doesn't matter what he looks like" are probably fat too.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Scoop This

37. JOLLY HAPPY: I second that. I agree with everyone else that they should lay off Jack. He looks good enough for 70 (I would like to see the photogs and reporters when they are 70!) But, I was thinking the same thing about women. If this were a pic of Sissy Spacek, Glenn Close, Meryl Streep (I picked well-respected people on purpose, and I do realize they are not 70 yet), but people would be having a FIT calling them beached whales, a human flotation device etc, etc, There is definitely a double standard.

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Annie

38. i think he looks just fine for a 70 yr-old man. he probably just wants to enjoy his life, as strange as that may seem.

Posted at 11:35PM on Nov 16th 2007 by jossy q

39. That is just crazy!! My husband and I are eating Pizza, drinking coke, lots of rolls around our bodies, and use sunblock! We are living the celebrity life!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:16PM on Jul 13th 2007 by BooBlue

40. THE GUY IS AN AWESOME ACTOR, MY FAVORITE IS COOKOO'S NEST. I DONT CARE HOW HE LOOKS, HE'S FANTASTIC & NOONE WILL EVER FILL HIS SHOES.

Posted at 9:31PM on Jul 13th 2007 by JACK IS BACK!

41. You gotta love him. He's one hell of an actor & noone could fill his shoes there. My favorite is Cookoo's Nest, but I dont think I've ever missed one of his flicks.

Posted at 9:31PM on Jul 13th 2007 by JACK IS BACK!

42. I just love him, belly, boobs & all! He's a fantastic actor for many years and I think I've seen every one of his flicks.
Jack is Back! I Love It!

Posted at 9:32PM on Jul 13th 2007 by JACK IS BACK!

43. A "Shining" moment Here's Johnny.....
Love ya

Posted at 10:21PM on Jul 13th 2007 by sabrina

44. I got one two words for you..... SUPER SEXY!!!!!! I love you Jack!

Posted at 11:25PM on Jul 13th 2007 by Laura D,

45. Amazing. When he's on camera, sitting in the audience of one award show or another, he wears sunglasses.

But, out on a boat in the middle of the sunny Mediterranean? Nuttin'.

Posted at 9:00PM on Jul 14th 2007 by 2bsure

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