Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds! 
The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!
No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.
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46. I can't comment on his weight because he is Jack.
He is a great talent and has givin us many fine hours of entertainment.
Enjoy the pizza Jack.
Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 14th 2007 by nwT
47. Amazing. When he's on camera, sitting in the audience of one award show or another, he wears sunglasses.
But, out on a boat in the middle of the sunny Mediterranean? Nuttin'.
Posted at 9:00PM on Jul 14th 2007 by 2bsure
48. For all you wet-behind-the-ears brats out there, wait until you're old before you start hurling insults about waist lines. I'm 50, work out 5 times a week, watch my diet, and surf regularly. I still can't keep my waist under 38 inches! Your body just doesn't convert food to muscle after middle age, period. It's what all of you have to look forward to. Hah Hah!
Posted at 10:16PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Jimby
49. What's wrong with him? He's still attractive and he's funny to boot.
Va Va Va Vooooooooom!
Posted at 11:34PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Sakkara
50. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! LOL, I crack myself up. But seriously, who cares...Jack you're the man! BTW, he looks great for 70.
Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 16th 2007 by Swanky
51. i think he looks just fine for a 70 yr-old man. he probably just wants to enjoy his life, as strange as that may seem.
Posted at 11:35PM on Nov 16th 2007 by jossy q
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