One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck

Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds!

The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!

No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.



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46. Who the hell cares if he has a gut? Not me. I would like to see the "writers" of such statements and see what the hell you look like. I'll bet your gross. Jack rocks.

Posted at 9:30AM on Jul 14th 2007 by shem

47. Obviously that bad hasn't seen "The Departed."

Don't mess with Jack :)

Posted at 12:18PM on Jul 14th 2007 by McDreamy and McCuddly suck

48. oops, my bad... i meant that "bird"...or bad bird...

whatevs.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jul 14th 2007 by McDreamy and McCuddly suck

49. I can't comment on his weight because he is Jack.
He is a great talent and has givin us many fine hours of entertainment.
Enjoy the pizza Jack.

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 14th 2007 by nwT

50. For all you wet-behind-the-ears brats out there, wait until you're old before you start hurling insults about waist lines. I'm 50, work out 5 times a week, watch my diet, and surf regularly. I still can't keep my waist under 38 inches! Your body just doesn't convert food to muscle after middle age, period. It's what all of you have to look forward to. Hah Hah!

Posted at 10:16PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Jimby

51. What's wrong with him? He's still attractive and he's funny to boot.
Va Va Va Vooooooooom!

Posted at 11:34PM on Jul 14th 2007 by Sakkara

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