One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Deck
Jack Nicholson is fighting both the battle of the bulge -- and the battle of the birds! 
The 70-year-old tubby legend was snapped fending off a gull while on a boat in the Mediterranean, and ended up sharing his pizza with the aggressive bird. Something's gotta give -- besides his waistline!
No, he's not rehearsing for a role in Kabuki theatre, that's just plenty of sunblock.
