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Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?



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16. What never ceases to amaze me whenever a picture of this gum-chomping piece of trailer trash is thrown in my face is that she always looks HUGE and no one ever seems to mention it. Look, I'm certainly no prude... I'm a firm believer in the saying "if you've got it flaunt it." Especially when you work really hard for it. But someone really needs to tell this girl that she needs to cover it up. There is nothing sexy about baring your gigantic, flabby belly, chubby thighs and fat arms!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 16th 2007 by perplexed

17. The pink wig looks better than her ratty hair extensions.

Posted at 10:26PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Lance

18. Britney looks like trash as always. she is heading for a nervous breakdown!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Baily

19. jeez, I miss Anna Nicole

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 16th 2007 by someone's mom

20. she need all the help she can get. Her divorce really mess her up.She is lost as she said and have no clue what to do with her self. Her kids are with their dad. He the only stable parent those boys have.This woman is sick and those boys should be taken from them before she harm the.The sad part is that she have push everyone out of her life that tried to help her.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 16th 2007 by pray for her

21. I have seen her in more pictures with that new dog of hers than I have seen her in pictures spending time with her kids.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Jessica

22. You can take the trash out of the trailer...

Posted at 3:12PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Fed Up

23. what the f* is she on?!!! kevin save the kids now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 16th 2007 by megz

24. Britney, forgive me, you do not deserve this!
I am ashamed for reading all this "Bullying". It makes me feel like im standing on their side bullying you. You do not deserve this.
You have not broken the law as far as I know
You are just a really talented young girl who just have given life to two children.
Perez is just an ignorant boy who just struck some fame whith will be taken from him soon.
The Perezes of this world come and go and he will really hurt when we find a better place to read news about "our" celebritys and he is yesterdays news.
You will still be an artist 50 years from now.
Im really ashamed that im in here, forgive me...
(I could not post this on PerezHIlton.com) it WAS BLOCKED

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Tony Barenson

25. TMZ why say she's in cognito? Brit is obviously not trying to hide from the paparazzi so saying she's in cognito is silly.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Julie

26. tony shut up and go to confession if your so ashamed.

britney sucks

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 16th 2007 by LUCKY

27. I love it! Pink is definitely Brits color. You go girl!!!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Michele

28. i kinda like the pink hair
it looks cute.

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 16th 2007 by diggity dang y'all

29. For the love of God will this girl get the help she needs!! She MIGHT have a chance of resurrecting some form of career if she'd stay home and look after the babes instead of running around looking like the joke of the century.
I feel sorry for her, she has no friends, no family, and soon no kids if she doesn't attend to her mental and addiction problems. Sad, very sad!!

Posted at 3:25PM on Jul 16th 2007 by give me a break

30. She's gonna catch some flies if she doesn't shut her mouth.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Blech

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