Train Wrecks
Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?



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31. She needs to ditch the weaves and wigs and just show off the short hair. We all know it's short, Honey! I buzzed off my hair for the summer and it's great. Certainly easier to take care of the when I had long hair or ratty weaves too! And I agree with Susannah. I could wear some ho clothes, and I like a good tank top, but dang, I like to wear some cover all clothes sometimes. Leave a little mystery!

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Buzzed Hair

32. why is she carrying around a pet? She should be carrying her children around, this is insane. If she was functioning as a full-time mom of two boys under 3 there is no way she would have time to chase a tea-cup pooch around! This is ridiculous, where is her family? What went wrong with this poor girl? I hope to goodness the children are getting attention and care from the nanny!

This is such a shame!

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 16th 2007 by mickey

33. Could this trashy bitch make herself look any worse? She needs to take a glance in the mirror once in a while! Her facial expression makes her look like she escaped from an asylum! *shudders*

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 16th 2007 by OMG

34. She's kind of got that gape-mouth low IQ look going on there.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Anonymous

35. I just don't understand her........... Does she not see what she looks like or does she not care or is she dressing like this for attention?

I feel sorry for her, as she obviously has problems.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Hope

36. THIS IS ALL SO SAD....

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 16th 2007 by pockets46

37. She is mentally ill and needs to be hopsitalized.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Janal

38. Why do you think Stylists make so much money? ANSWER: Most people do not know how to dress themselves. She's at a cross roads in her life right now, and has no privacy during this process like most of US non celebrities do. When we are depressed, we can hole-up in our homes and eat ice cream and pizza and not shower for days and nobody cares. Brittney, sweetie - go on a vision quest. Get out of LA for a few months. Lose the pink wig. Your career will be here when you get back. I found Santa Fe, NM to do the trick. Wanna go on a road trip? I'm ready!

Posted at 3:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Kelli_Location Scout_Beachwood Canyon

39. Rebel without a cause. She's acting out now cuz she didn't have time to misbehave in her teens. She'll get through that learning curve soon enough, back to civilization. Lost soul.
Lost souls need their moms. Eventually.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Hello? Mom?

40. britney has some serious issues that need to be addressed through counseling. she is a train wreck she use to have a great shoulder on her head now it's like she don't know if she is coming or going half the time. unless she is really trying to make an ass out of herself.
jennifer ramirez ventura

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 16th 2007 by jennifer ramirez

41. Nobody. NOBODY, feel sorry for this "woman." She`s filthy rich and she`s spending her time eating cheetos and lays. She`s seriously messed up and I actually thought she could make a comeback, y`all. Obviously she can`t and there`s nothing much we can do about it. I have advice for Ms. Britney and that is to shape up and move to South America, or something, because America might just need a break from her. I don`t know if Britney is a bad person but you rarely see her with her babies she "loves so much she gotta steal em from her mama", and when you do, they`re either upside down or driving a car (okay, I had to). This girl seems to have a problem and honestly the best thing for Ms. Spears is to take a break, move somewhere, work on her "album" and take a break. It`s messing up her head, hence the freaky pink wig. (and she needs to try eylet dresses. MUCH more figure flattering ;])

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 16th 2007 by prepStARR

42. God No! I just saw a picture today of Parisite with a tiny Yorkie (what happened to the tinkerbell?). When are these idiots going to learn that a dog is NOT a fashion accessory, but an animal that can live up to twenty years. It's this type of mentality that causes 3-4 million pets to be euthanized each year...
I'm sure it gets more attention then those babies, for now.......................

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 16th 2007 by dog rescuer

43. Britney must think she still has her same body and can wear half shirts and short shorts, but she is a mother now and she should dress like one. I was rooting for britney but not anymore!

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 16th 2007 by I love u Travis

44. I feel so sorry for the dog!! Pets and babies are NOT accessories people!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 16th 2007 by fliptop

45. Costa - is it a threesome? R U bringing your wife?

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 16th 2007 by LIghtBulb

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