Train Wrecks
Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?



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61. I would still let her eat chips in bed.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Adam

62. You would think with all of the money Britney has she could afford a handbag to carry all of her junk. Even the bag lady on the street corner has a bag to carry her stuff in...

Posted at 8:02PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Katy

63. Never seen any celebrity have as many pics with their mouth open as Britney. Is she a mouth-breather, catching flies, or just plain retarded?

Posted at 12:27AM on Jul 17th 2007 by kbcan

64. She was working, nitwits.

So it's cute for Paris Hilton to be toting around a dog but Britney's a southern hillbilly idiot? Paris could have a kid to take care of, too, if she hadn't aborted it. (and how many others?)

TMZ apparently hates southerners. Who sounds idiotic is the writer who keeps sticking "y'all" at the end of everything. Please insert a "youze guyz" and whatever valley girl crapola that Paris says at the end of other stories.

I don't understand the vitriol aimed at Britney Spears, a young woman taking care of two small children in the aftermath of serious marital problems (drugged, philandering husband) and a divorce.

I never was a Britney fan and now I'm forced to support her against the idiots at TMZ and on this board. Until I see her headed to jail, in jail, planning interviews, fashion walk-outs from jail to hawk her latest clothes, I'm going to let this young woman get on with her life without writing horrible crap about her in a place she and friends and family could read it.

Most of the posts against Britney sound ignorant, writing about nothing but blowing off hot air. Try to dredge up some real facts.

Posted at 12:34AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Eric

65. Dumbass ho!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:39PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Enough already

66. Surely Ms.Thang has sprouted her own hair by now. She just looks so ridiculous in all those stupid wigs. Maybe that's the point though. She DOES love those PHOTO-OPS doesn't she?

Posted at 5:46PM on Jul 16th 2007 by SongwriterSam

67. NICE WIG: NICE SONG: "Wouldn't It Be Good" Pretty in Pink

Posted at 6:00PM on Jul 16th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

68. Is this girl ever home?

Posted at 6:08PM on Jul 16th 2007 by r

69. she should buy a wig like the one they used for cousin IT in the Addams family so it covers her face and her body.

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 16th 2007 by LUCKY

70. Britney needs to spend more time caring for her kids, instead of adding to the home clan with a new dog and parakeet! What is she thinking???? Well, maybe she isn't thinking clearly these days. She won't listen to anyone's advice, someday she will look back on these days and regret the decisions she has been making. She has no one to blame but herself. She dresses like a teeny bopper, chews gum like there's no tomorrow, and seems to be running on adrenalin, or SOMETHING! Those poor little kids of hers need more stability in their lives. Someday they will read all about their mom's ways.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 16th 2007 by psg

71. I agree she has some kind of mental disorder.
Poor brit needs a life coach, therapist and a real estate agent.
My feelings are she needs to leave california and concentrate on her family.
She made 100 million anyways.. It's not like she needs money any time soon.

Posted at 6:45PM on Jul 16th 2007 by mental help needed for brit

72. This chick has gone Mad, did she forget to take her pill? Every story about her is getting worser and worser. Now, all we want to see is; Poofffff be gone!!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Tom

73. i am not a fan of brittany, never have been, never will be. however, i feel bad for her. she really needs help and not just paid "yes" people around her who, undoubtedly, help her rationalize every decision she makes. heck, i would even be wiling to talk to her and sign whatever confidentiality papers to make sure i didnt talk to the media! plus, i would do it for free. brittany, im not a fan of your music but every human being needs a little help from time to time.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 16th 2007 by hillbug

74. ********** HELP, SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CRUELTY...the BEEE-OTCH with pink hair needs to be hauled away. She can't even taken proper care of her kids, how the hell can she deal with another pet???!!??? Who'll suffer......that poor little dog.

These poor little creatures are like yesterday's dirty underwear to people like Spears & Hilton (who ALSO has a new puppy), they go through them because they're something new and cool. It's disgusting....SHAME ON THEM!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 16th 2007 by noitall

75. Is there no one around her sane enough to tell her how TRASHY she looks?

Posted at 7:31PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Deena

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